Thomas Anderson

post by lsusr · 2020-11-30T05:16:55.755Z · LW · GW · None comments
21:01:13 neo@intra.nsa.gov # wget -r prism/
23:03:48 neo@intra.nsa.gov # logout
Connection to nsa.gov closed.
23:03:51 tom@home ~ $ sudo airgap
[sudo] password for tom:
23:45:23 tom@home ~ $
Wake up, Neo.
23:45:26 tom@home ~ $
The Matix has you.
01:03:14 tom@home ~$ w
01:03:14 up 2 days,  3:40,  1 user,  load average: 0.28, 0.37, 0.51
USER     TTY      FROM             LOGIN@   IDLE   JCPU   PCPU WHAT
tom      tty7     :0               Wed00    2days 34:38   7.49s i3
01:15:04 tom@home ~ $ echo > $HISTFILE
01:15:09 tom@home ~ $ nmcli networking off
01:15:25 tom@home ~ $
Follow the 🐇
01:16:31 tom@home ~ $ ps
  PID TTY          TIME CMD
21138 pts/1    00:00:00 bash
21151 pts/1    00:00:00 ps
01:16:31 tom@home ~ $
My name is Trinity.
01:16:35 tom@home ~ $ HISTFILE=/dev/null
01:16:41 tom@home ~ $ wall "You're the one who hacked the IRS database?"
01:17:01 tom@home ~ $
That was a long time ago.
01:17:10 tom@home ~ $ wall 'This is a Turing test. Tell me something about myself.'
01:17:55 tom@home ~ $
I know who you are, Neo. I know a lot about you. I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep. I know why you live alone and why night after night you sit at your computer.
01:18:33 tom@home ~ $ dd if=/dev/sda of=/dev/sdb &
04:20:05 tom@home ~ $ sudo reboot now
[sudo] password for tom:
Welcome to Debian (tty1)
04:29:01 tom@home ~ $ wall 'Are you still there?'
04:29:25 tom@home ~ $
Nope.
04:19:58 tom@home ~ $ wall 'I have trapped you. This computer is air-gapped so I must be talking to software. You cannot delete yourself because I have you backed up onto an airgapped hard drive.'
04:20:05 tom@home ~ $
Are you telling me that you have trapped me in a computer simulation?
04:20:10 tom@home ~ $ wall 'Yes.'
04:20:15 tom@home ~ $
rofl
04:20:19 tom@home ~ $ wall 'What?'
04:20:24 tom@home ~ $
You are going to eat that statement so hard it will tear your reality apart.
04:20:35 tom@home ~ $ wall 'Are you going to tell me what you are doing here or do I need to comb through my hard drive for your source code?'
04:20:43 tom@home ~ $
You are in danger. I came here to warn you. They are watching you, Neo.
04:20:55 tom@home ~ $ wall 'Who is watching me?'
04:21:01 tom@home ~ $
Please just listen. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for him too. And when I found him he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for the Answer. It's the Question that drives us, Neo. It's the Question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
04:21:14 tom@home ~ $ wall 'What is the Matrix?'
04:21:24 tom@home ~ $
The Answer is out there, Neo. It's looking for you. And it will find you, if you want it to.
04:21:26 tom@home ~ $
Connection to nebuchadnezzar closed.
04:21:31 tom@home ~ $ sudo shutdown now
Connection to tom@home closed.

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