Thomas Andersonpost by lsusr · 2020-11-30T05:16:55.755Z · LW · GW · None comments
21:01:13 firstname.lastname@example.org # wget -r prism/ 23:03:48 email@example.com # logout Connection to nsa.gov closed. 23:03:51 tom@home ~ $ sudo airgap [sudo] password for tom: 23:45:23 tom@home ~ $ Wake up, Neo. 23:45:26 tom@home ~ $ The Matix has you. 01:03:14 tom@home ~$ w 01:03:14 up 2 days, 3:40, 1 user, load average: 0.28, 0.37, 0.51 USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE JCPU PCPU WHAT tom tty7 :0 Wed00 2days 34:38 7.49s i3 01:15:04 tom@home ~ $ echo > $HISTFILE 01:15:09 tom@home ~ $ nmcli networking off 01:15:25 tom@home ~ $ Follow the 🐇 01:16:31 tom@home ~ $ ps PID TTY TIME CMD 21138 pts/1 00:00:00 bash 21151 pts/1 00:00:00 ps 01:16:31 tom@home ~ $ My name is Trinity. 01:16:35 tom@home ~ $ HISTFILE=/dev/null 01:16:41 tom@home ~ $ wall "You're the one who hacked the IRS database?" 01:17:01 tom@home ~ $ That was a long time ago. 01:17:10 tom@home ~ $ wall 'This is a Turing test. Tell me something about myself.' 01:17:55 tom@home ~ $ I know who you are, Neo. I know a lot about you. I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep. I know why you live alone and why night after night you sit at your computer. 01:18:33 tom@home ~ $ dd if=/dev/sda of=/dev/sdb & 04:20:05 tom@home ~ $ sudo reboot now [sudo] password for tom:
Welcome to Debian (tty1) 04:29:01 tom@home ~ $ wall 'Are you still there?' 04:29:25 tom@home ~ $ Nope. 04:19:58 tom@home ~ $ wall 'I have trapped you. This computer is air-gapped so I must be talking to software. You cannot delete yourself because I have you backed up onto an airgapped hard drive.' 04:20:05 tom@home ~ $ Are you telling me that you have trapped me in a computer simulation? 04:20:10 tom@home ~ $ wall 'Yes.' 04:20:15 tom@home ~ $ rofl 04:20:19 tom@home ~ $ wall 'What?' 04:20:24 tom@home ~ $ You are going to eat that statement so hard it will tear your reality apart. 04:20:35 tom@home ~ $ wall 'Are you going to tell me what you are doing here or do I need to comb through my hard drive for your source code?' 04:20:43 tom@home ~ $ You are in danger. I came here to warn you. They are watching you, Neo. 04:20:55 tom@home ~ $ wall 'Who is watching me?' 04:21:01 tom@home ~ $ Please just listen. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for him too. And when I found him he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for the Answer. It's the Question that drives us, Neo. It's the Question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. 04:21:14 tom@home ~ $ wall 'What is the Matrix?' 04:21:24 tom@home ~ $ The Answer is out there, Neo. It's looking for you. And it will find you, if you want it to. 04:21:26 tom@home ~ $ Connection to nebuchadnezzar closed. 04:21:31 tom@home ~ $ sudo shutdown now Connection to tom@home closed.
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