Search, and ye shall find
post by Jacob Falkovich (Jacobian) · 2016-12-04T00:07:48.000Z · LW · GW · 0 commentsContents
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Hey, reader, how did you get here? Are you subscribed to Putanumonit? Clicked on a tweet or a status or a post? Followed a trail from SlateStarCodex or LessWrong? Either way, you probably know what to expect here. And, you deserve what’s coming to you.
But some people took a more interesting path to this blog. According to WordPress Stats, back in January someone googled ‘nextpart and hack’ and the 7th page of the results took them to my post on water charities. Others arrived on Putanumonit after googling ‘gern’, ‘sci-put’, ‘utrgv “wewillfail”‘ and ‘ya fat njie’. I have no clue what any of these people were looking for , but I doubt they found it on Putanumonit. And if there’s anything I really hate is leaving a client unsatisfied.
I decided to go through the list of search terms that brought people to the blog, and help them out with their unanswered queries. At the end, I’ll share my absolute favorite link to Putanumonit, one that by itself would have made the hundreds of hours I spend on this site worthwhile.
There but for the grace of Google go I
Original search terms in blockquotes.
messi before growth hormones
messi b4 when messi was a dwarf
He was actually a hobbit.
lotto king
That’s what my LinkedIn profile says.
“intelligent life economist”
That’s what my Tinder profile says.
second option to keep 3galloping horse in tge living room of narth facing house
I don’t know what the first option was, but I would go with that one.
tribalism in the old testament
How about Samuel 15:3 – “Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.”
March 2016: is an ugly guy doomed as a pua
June 2016: dry spell pua
I guess you got your answer. Maybe you should try a more considerate and respectful approach to dating?
August 2016: a dramatic poem u’r intelligent girl
August 2016: pua date wait next week
There ya go!
penny’s size bell curve
85% single
Does the guy you see once a week know that you consider yourself “85% single”?
which number is used for happiness
1-800-SHROOMS
waiting for ur text
Sorry mom.
girlfriend boyfriend love percentage
I’d say 60% girlfriend, 40% boyfriend.
dark arts manually to hurt someone
“Manually hurting someone” is called punching. “Dark arts” is called necromancy, aka consuming the blood of the young in a gamble to escape death.
football player shifted in porn industry
I imagine you get completely different results if you change the “i” in “shifted” to an “a”.
if you vote for the lesser of two evils you are still voting for evil and you will be judged for it. you should always vote for the best possible candidate, whether they have a chance of winning or not, and then, even if the worst possible candidate wins, the lord will bless our country more because more people were willing to stand up for what is right.
This explains most of Hellection 2016.
your beloved is dating
She’s probably dating the guy writing dramatic poetry about her intelligence.
Source of pride
There’s a subreddit called r/getdisciplined with a variety of tips to beat procrastination and such. You’d think the only relevant tip would be “get off Reddit and get back to work, you lazy bum”, but apparently there’s more to it. A couple of weeks ago, someone posted a collection of tips that included power posing. This led to the following exchange, which I have printed out and framed on my wall:
Let me spell out what happened. The first link is famous psychologist Dana Carney, the lead investigator in the original power posing study, disowning the totality of power posing research and listing a dozen methodological errors contributing to the original false result. This is dismissed by the reader as mere “opinion”.
The second link is my grumbling about Amy Cuddy. This is accepted by the forum as ironclad factual evidence settling the dispute on power posing forever.
Putanumonit: probabilistic prescriptions protecting people from poverty, Powerballs, perfidious plots, political polarization and power posing.
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