[link] SMBC on utilitarianism and vegatarianism.
post by mkehrt · 2011-10-16T03:29:41.908Z · LW · GW · Legacy · 69 commentsContents
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comment by Alicorn · 2011-10-16T17:11:00.188Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
This picture is just mistaken - because plant cultivation destroys a lot of small animals. Even if you were for some reason only interested in the lives of mice etc. and assigned literally zero value to cow lives, it takes more plants to sustain a cow until it can be turned into food than to get an equivalent amount of food directly from soybeans or something. It may be that, say, turning a herd of goats loose on uncultivated land and then eating the goats is very cheap in mouse lives, but this isn't how meat is normally procured in the developed world. Cows are fed things like soybeans and corn that humans could be eating directly, or that are produced in place of and using the resources that could have been directed towards producing other plants humans could be eating directly.
Replies from: Jack, billswift↑ comment by Jack · 2011-10-17T18:12:10.982Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
All the more reason to eat wild animals like pandas and overweight koalas right?
Replies from: Alicorn↑ comment by Alicorn · 2011-10-17T18:14:36.721Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
I actually have a fair amount of respect for people who go out hunting and shoot their food themselves. Pandas and koalas in particular I have separate reasons to wince over the notion of shooting for supper, but hunting wild animals in general does not have the plant cultivation problem (or the mistreatment associated with factory farming, or what seems to me a slightly perverse willful ignorance of the causal history of meat that one purchases at the grocery store).
Replies from: JesseGalef↑ comment by JesseGalef · 2011-10-18T03:34:48.666Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
"I actually have a fair amount of respect for people who go out hunting and shoot their food themselves. "
I hear this a lot and agree in a vague sense that felt a lot like a cached thought. So I started thinking about it: Should we really respect people who go out to hunt and kill animals themselves?
My initial reaction was that I'm wary, not respectful, of someone comfortable/enthusiastic about ending a life! As a display of character, it's worrying.
But on second examination, I changed my mind. Even from a virtue ethics perspective, I admire a person who's willing to face the consequences of their actions rather than letting the factory farming go on out of sight. You're right, willful ignorance is not something to respect.
And from a consequentialist standpoint, hunters almost certainly cause less suffering to the animals than factory farmers do.
Having grown up in a city on the East Coast, I didn't exactly grow up with an appreciation for hunters. But I think I respect them a bit more now.
Replies from: KatieHartman, None↑ comment by KatieHartman · 2011-10-18T18:30:31.193Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
I'm not sure how valid your point is in practice. Being enthusiastic about hunting does not necessarily indicate a willingness to face the consequences of one's actions, nor does it indicate any particular attitude toward factory farming. It may just indicate a lack of visceral discomfort when encountering animal suffering.
It is plausible that some/many/most hunters simply enjoy pursuing and eating prey, and that the comparative advantages to overall utility make little or no difference to them. In this case, I wouldn't say that the utility advantage says anything positive about the individual's character, but I certainly do think it's fortunate that self-serving behaviors can occasionally lead to greater overall utility.
(Note: I'm sure there are hunters who subsist on hunted meats because they find mainstream meat production ethically appalling. I just doubt that they're representative of all hunters.)
↑ comment by [deleted] · 2011-10-19T16:21:07.894Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
My initial reaction was that I'm wary, not respectful, of someone comfortable/enthusiastic about ending a life! As a display of character, it's worrying.
Your mileage may vary, I suppose.
I find a willingness to let other people do all the squicky, dirty, ethically-questionable and unpleasant tasks, sorted by low socioeconomic status, and then reap the benefits feeling one's own hands are clean and all is right with the world pretty darn worrying myself. And that trait seems ubiquitous in my society.
↑ comment by billswift · 2011-10-16T17:58:01.052Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Cows are fed things like soybeans and corn that humans could be eating directly,
Only in the last stage, the "feeding up" process in feedlots. During most of their lives they eat grass, and if over-wintered in colder areas hay with maybe some grain.
Replies from: wedrifid↑ comment by wedrifid · 2011-10-16T18:20:03.729Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
The critical part of the quote you made is:
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That is, the comma which is followed by an 'or' clause which totally invalidates your refutation.
Replies from: Xachariah↑ comment by Xachariah · 2011-10-16T23:15:59.139Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Erm, that second part of the quote is...
or that are produced in place of and using the resources that could have been directed towards producing other plants humans could be eating directly.
While that does speak to the efficiency difference between meat and vegetables, it doesn't really have an impact on the statement that beef production kills fewer animals than agriculture production. Land used to pasture feed cattle isn't killing mice, which is just as claimed. Note, this tends to vary by country with the US using the most destructive form of cattle feeding.
Even then, the comic is still wrong. Would eating meat somehow become more moral if we were to genetically engineer beef into an almost unrecognizable form with zero neurons to kill? That strikes me as even more evil.
Replies from: None, ArisKatsaris↑ comment by [deleted] · 2011-10-16T23:29:20.607Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Would eating meat somehow become more moral if we were to genetically engineer beef into an almost unrecognizable form with zero neurons to kill?
Yes. Killing something that has no mental faculties whatsoever is definitely better than killing something that can feel pain and may be dimly self-aware.
Replies from: Xachariah↑ comment by Xachariah · 2011-10-17T00:46:58.970Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
While this may be true on an individual basis, it seems abhorrent on a species level. I'll let JenniferRM to put it much better than I could:
Supposing that there was something (vampires?) that preyed on humans and that we had absolutely no pragmatic recourse against these new apex predators (imagine saying "don't eat me!" to a nano-wielding fusion-powered super-intelligence that likes eating humans for some reason) what policy for the consumption of humans would we hope that they adopted? Do we want them to start eating human shaped tofu and relegate humans to zoos and textbooks? Do we want them to bioengineer brainless human-flavored vat steaks and let wildtype humans go extinct? Do we want them to give us adequate human lives and then eat us in our 40's before our flavor goes off? Do we just want them to figure out what maximizes the happiness/virtue/number of vampires (maybe re-engineering themselves to eat algea and wheat and putting every calorie that strikes the planet into the production of this food)? Do we want them to manage wild human populations such that global biomass and biodiversity is maximized? Do we want them to domesticate us via manipulation of our genetics into a variety of types designed to serve specific ends within their economy? Maybe they could offer us some kind of "minotaur feeding treaty" where we managed some of these issues ourselves in exchange for super-trinkets? Lots of those suggestions feel to me like they have good points and bad points... so framing the question this way helps me see that I don't really know what kind of global dietary regime that I really want to bring about with my food choices as an apex predator. I am confused.
Once modified into an appropriate species, I agree with you that each individual murder would be less evil. But the act of modifying an entire species for perpetuity (or the extinction of their species) would vastly overwhelm each kill together...I think. Then again my ethics system isn't really designed to balance such concerns as "permanent extinction (except zoos) of a species" vs "perpetual slavery and torture of a species." I can only say that I wouldn't want that to happen to my species, and I cannot imagine any conscious species desiring such an outcome.
Replies from: Raemon, Desrtopa, Pfft↑ comment by Raemon · 2011-10-17T03:26:35.131Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Very good framework for looking at the problem. My answer is still non-sentient-vat-people, assuming it can be done cost effectively in a relatively small area. A few humans are presumably sacrificed during the research necessary to breed the vat-people, afterwards it doesn't affect sentients.
The extinction of humanity is a separate issue, which will happen regardless of whether we're eaten, because the vampires want our land. (We are similarly doing the same thing to plenty of animals that we don't eat). My preference is for the vampires to do their best to live in concentrated areas to avoid driving us to extinction. My actual expectation is for the Vampires to, at best, create large reserves a la National Parks where we live mostly on our own.
↑ comment by Desrtopa · 2011-10-17T16:50:04.824Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
The trouble with that framework, I think, is that it makes it hard for us to think of the predators as having equal moral weight to humans, let alone greater. We'll tend to think of what scenario is most preferable to humans, but give little if any consideration to what scenario is most preferable to the predators.
Replies from: lessdazed↑ comment by Pfft · 2011-10-18T21:13:04.200Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
One difference between cows and humans is that humans have a preference about the continued existence of mankind, while cows are presumably unaware of and indifferent to the existence of cow-kind. A lot of the persuasive force of the argument comes from the feeling that "we wouldn't like it if they did it to us" -- but the cows would not feel the same dislike.
↑ comment by ArisKatsaris · 2011-10-17T00:40:21.584Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Would eating meat somehow become more moral if we were to genetically engineer beef into an almost unrecognizable form with zero neurons to kill?
Of course. Even as a meat-eater, I'd prefer if my meat-eating could somehow be made to not involve killing animals -- if we could grow meat-trees or something.
comment by Hyena · 2011-10-16T19:48:19.915Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
I think the ethics of farming is another place where problems in utilitarianism crop up.
There's a Parfitian argument that, since none of these animals would have existed otherwise, then killing them for food is no problem. But this would also apply to farming people, whether for food or chattel slavery, which we find repugnant. Obviously, though, this world is just as utility maximizing as Hanson's Malthusian em soup universe, neither of which seem particularly "good" (in fact, it is the em soup, just with fleshy people).
I don't have a "solution" to this, I think it just demonstrates one of the edges of utility theory's map.
Replies from: rwallace, DanielLC, peter_hurford↑ comment by rwallace · 2011-10-16T20:57:14.661Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
One problem with this argument is that to eat chicken or pork, you have to be okay not only with killing animals, but with torturing them as well - there's no better word for the conditions in which chickens and pigs are typically kept.
Replies from: Hyena↑ comment by Hyena · 2011-10-16T21:07:22.237Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
This is perfectly well true, but I'm not interested in addressing this because I have never known this to be anyone's sufficient objection to eating meat.
Would you eat a well-treated chicken? How about a deer instantly killed by a Predator drone equipped to vaporize its brain faster than neurons react?
Replies from: Nisan, datadataeverywhere, Raemon, Unnamed, rwallace, Swimmy↑ comment by datadataeverywhere · 2011-10-17T17:23:33.128Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Torture (not murder) is my stated objection to eating meat.
↑ comment by Unnamed · 2011-10-17T04:24:39.567Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
I'd guess that the poor treatment of animals is the main reason why people switch to vegetarianism. Most don't make the fine distinctions that would allow them to continue to eat the rare well-treated animals (although some do), but if food animals typically had pleasant lives and painless deaths then I expect that there would be far fewer vegetarians.
↑ comment by rwallace · 2011-10-17T00:46:40.760Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Those are both moral improvements on typical chicken. Another example is mutton: sheep are commonly kept on rocky hillsides which would otherwise go to waste, and commonly have a life that's about as good as it can get for a sheep, being mostly left alone to live as they would in the wild, except protected from predators and parasites.
↑ comment by Swimmy · 2011-10-19T01:00:12.928Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
I know this comment has already been objected to, but I'll pile on anyway. Torture is my objection to eating dairy and eggs. Stop the torture, and I will switch back to vegetarianism over veganism. I am currently willing to buy dairy, at least, from "humanely raised" farms (though I never see it in stores, it does exist).
↑ comment by DanielLC · 2011-10-16T20:08:18.226Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
There's a Parfitian argument that, since none of these animals would have existed otherwise, then killing them for food is no problem.
Only if their lives are worth living.
But this would also apply to farming people, whether for food or chattel slavery, which we find repugnant.
You're willing to create people who are doomed to die of old age. Does it really matter how you die?
Replies from: MugaSofer, Hyena↑ comment by MugaSofer · 2012-10-26T09:00:52.573Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Does it really matter how you die?
Um, yes?
Replies from: DanielLC↑ comment by DanielLC · 2012-10-26T23:49:06.468Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Why?
Some methods of dying are more drawn out and painful than others. Given that no rancher has ever killed their animals with a method anywhere near as bad as old age, that's not really a point against ranching.
Replies from: MugaSofer↑ comment by MugaSofer · 2012-10-29T16:23:34.304Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Does it really matter how you die?
Some methods of dying are more drawn out and painful than others.
I think you just answered your own question.
Replies from: DanielLC↑ comment by DanielLC · 2012-10-30T05:21:56.288Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
My original point was that if creating people who are doomed to die of old age is okay, then creating people who die by whatever method of execution is convenient is okay. If both methods of death are the same, then this works. If old age is worse, the argument works better. As such, my original point still stands.
Also, with the exception of incredibly drawn out methods of dying (such as old age, chronic illness, and virtually nothing else), I don't think the pain of death is comparable to the opportunity cost of not living. As such, it doesn't really matter much which death is worse.
Replies from: MugaSofer↑ comment by MugaSofer · 2012-11-01T05:14:40.027Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
So you're OK with being tortured by matrix lords?
More to the point, I don't think not existing is an opportunity cost. Who would it be a cost to?
Replies from: DanielLC↑ comment by DanielLC · 2012-11-01T07:31:28.469Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
There are possible ways to die that are worse than old age. They are not how you are going to die if you're raised as food.
Who would it be a cost to?
You. It would be good for you if you existed, and it cannot be good for you if you don't exist. It can't be bad for you either, but opportunity costs aren't real costs. They're what you get when you set something else as a baseline.
Replies from: MugaSofer↑ comment by MugaSofer · 2012-11-01T16:07:58.949Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
... point.
Surely dying young has a higher opportunity cost than dying of old age, regardless of other costs?
Replies from: DanielLC↑ comment by DanielLC · 2012-11-01T23:56:43.835Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
True, but it's still lower than the opportunity cost of not being born at all.
Replies from: MugaSofer↑ comment by MugaSofer · 2012-11-05T09:00:06.176Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
So you admit killing animals for food is wrong, but claim vegetarianism is worse because it creates less lives?
Replies from: MixedNuts, DanielLC↑ comment by DanielLC · 2012-11-06T00:39:38.061Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Huh?
I'm saying that raising people for food would be better than not raising them at all (so long as their lives are worth living).
I'm given to understand that on factory farms, animals lives are not worth living. As such, vegetarianism is good.
Replies from: MugaSofer↑ comment by Hyena · 2011-10-16T21:01:18.833Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
First, see my thing on irrelevant critiques and context agreement.
Second, your question suggests an answer which we would generally find repugnant. We could likewsie ask whether it matters so much if, for example, they are doomed to die when a small bomb planted in their brain at birth goes off without which their birth would have not occurred.
↑ comment by Peter Wildeford (peter_hurford) · 2011-12-14T02:45:08.900Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
There's a Parfitian argument that, since none of these animals would have existed otherwise, then killing them for food is no problem.
There's a Parfitian argument that, since you would have not existed otherwise unless your parents gave you birth, then your parents should be allowed to kill you for food.
Replies from: Hyena↑ comment by Hyena · 2012-01-19T10:22:29.164Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Well, that's my point. There's all these arguments hanging around here and when you take any of the general approaches, like utility theory, you tend to bump into them with nasty consequences. As I said: I don't really have a way to "solve" this.
Replies from: peter_hurford↑ comment by Peter Wildeford (peter_hurford) · 2012-01-19T17:28:01.354Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Why can't we just reject that Parfitian argument?
comment by Scott Alexander (Yvain) · 2011-10-16T12:25:40.999Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
I can't remember where I saw it (I hope it wasn't on here), but someone recommended that someone with vegetarian sympathies could do some good just by switching from chicken to beef. The idea is that if you're eating a constant amount of meat by weight, you have to kill a couple hundred chickens to get the same amount of meat as killing one cow. If you don't believe there's a significant "personhood" difference between cows and chickens, that's cutting your death toll by orders of magnitude.
I'm not sure what I think of this argument, because small differences in intelligence can have major differences in "personhood" - for example, I can't even name a number of cows it would take such that I would be equally comfortable killing X cows as one person. That means that even a small intelligence difference between cows and chickens could more than cancel out the gains from extra weight.
Really, what we need is some sort of animal which is both very large and very stupid. If only a stray prehistoric asteroid hadn't killed off our ideal food source.
Replies from: Desrtopa, Gedusa, wedrifid↑ comment by Desrtopa · 2011-10-16T13:53:50.229Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
I switched the other way. Not only does raising chickens have a lesser ecological impact by mass, chickens are already so witless that if you cut their heads off, they don't get any dumber.
Replies from: wedrifid↑ comment by wedrifid · 2011-10-16T18:57:38.683Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
chickens are already so witless that if you cut their heads off, they don't get any dumber.
It's a good link, but there is no call to say this. Chickens are not particularly stupid, have a reasonably advanced social hierarchy and can be trained.
Replies from: Desrtopa, Armok_GoB↑ comment by Armok_GoB · 2011-11-17T21:32:30.553Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
I sometimes suspect my family's chickens are smarter than our cat. Bird's brains are organized differently, and while I haven't studies it or even though about it all that deeply so I could be dead wrong, birds seem vastly better at things humans tend to associate with smartness (presumably the things there is the most variation in between humans) than mammals relative to their total intelligence.
↑ comment by Gedusa · 2011-10-16T12:55:33.442Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Here maybe?
Replies from: Bongo, Normal_Anomaly↑ comment by Bongo · 2011-10-16T21:35:33.000Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
It was probably that, but note that that page is not concerned with minimizing killing, but minimizing the suffering-adjusted days of life that went into your food. (Which I think is a good idea; I've used that page's stats to choose my animal products for a year now.)
↑ comment by Normal_Anomaly · 2011-10-16T15:53:30.563Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Unfortunately, it seems that the best choices for which animals to eat are opposite depending on whether your goal is killing fewer animals or minimizing your carbon footprint.
Replies from: Gedusa↑ comment by wedrifid · 2011-10-16T18:42:06.475Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
I'm not sure what I think of this argument, because small differences in intelligence can have major differences in "personhood" - for example, I can't even name a number of cows it would take such that I would be equally comfortable killing X cows as one person.
I believe you - for as long as you are typing at a keyboard. Once we put it to the test and you are forced out into a field with a knife and blood pouring down your arm your 'comfort' would become far more measurable.
Replies from: Yvain, Raemon↑ comment by Scott Alexander (Yvain) · 2011-10-16T21:04:28.463Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Really? I would have gone the opposite way - utilitarianism seems to tell me that if cows have nonzero value then a certain number of them must add up to one human, but I have much stronger mental conditioning against killing humans than cows.
↑ comment by Raemon · 2011-10-17T03:55:51.493Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Even as a vegetarian, if I was forced to kill some arbitrarily large number of cows or a single human, I'd probably find a way to rationalize the cows as non-people pretty quickly. Mostly, I'd get sick of having to do the manual labor of killing them all by hand, if that's the route we're going.
comment by Dallas · 2011-10-16T09:30:24.575Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
On the other hand, this is just flat out wrong.
EDIT: (I'm referring to another comic which assigns atoms individual identities.)
Replies from: culdraugcomment by A1987dM (army1987) · 2012-01-06T21:44:57.880Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
I think that by killing one million roundworm neurons I could kill quite a few roundworms, but by killing one million monkey neurons I wouldn't be sure the monkey would even notice.
comment by RobertLumley · 2011-10-16T04:16:42.932Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
Oversimplified in terms of neurobiology, straw man with regard to vegetarians, and worst of all not funny...
Replies from: shminux, Psy-Kosh↑ comment by Shmi (shminux) · 2011-10-16T06:51:00.034Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
"Funny" is subjective, so pointless to argue about that. Of course it's oversimplified, it's a web comic!
As for the vegetarians, those who do it for ethical reasons ("Singer, in his book Animal Liberation listed possible qualities of sentience in non-human creatures that gave such creatures the scope to be considered under utilitarian ethics, and this has been widely referenced by animal rights campaigners and vegetarians.") certainly consider sentience an important factor.
The author suggests one simple metric: minimize sentience/calorie, and makes a pretty convincing argument, as webcomics go. You know, an actual calculation, not just emotions. Seems like a much more rational approach than demonstrating against killing baby seals because they are aww so cute.
Replies from: RobertLumley↑ comment by RobertLumley · 2011-10-16T15:12:03.942Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
"Funny" is subjective, so pointless to argue about that. Of course it's oversimplified, it's a web comic!
Agreed.
those who do it for ethical reasons certainly consider sentience an important factor.
No, some of those who do it for ethical reasons consider sentience an important factor. The comic both strawmans all vegetarians as ones who do it for ethical reasons, and assumes that those ethical reasons are because they don't like killing "conscious" animals (whatever that is defined as). As a vegetarian (which I define as anyone whose utility function contains a negative term for eating meat), neither of those are true for me.
The author suggest one simple metric: minimize sentience/calorie, and makes a pretty convincing argument, as webcomics go. You know, an actual calculation, not just emotions. Seems like a much more rational approach than demonstrating against killing baby seals because they are aww so cute.
An actual calculation is probably a lot worse than your intuitions, when you oversimplify the neurobiology as much as the author does. If ey had actually gone into a discussion of glial cells versus neurons, labelled line vs across fiber organizations, etc. then ey might have a valid argument. But the author commits illusion of transparency when ey assumes that animals that move slowly and are slothful are the "stupidest".
Replies from: wedrifid, shminux, prase↑ comment by wedrifid · 2011-10-16T18:32:47.528Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
If ey had actually gone into a discussion of glial cells versus neurons, labelled line vs across fiber organizations, etc. then ey might have a valid argument.
There is something about calling Zach Weiner any 'ey' that just strikes me as offensive. He puts hard work into conveying overtly puerile masculine humor and to attribute him a non-existent gender is disrespectful to him as an artist.
Replies from: Raemon↑ comment by Raemon · 2011-10-17T03:31:46.023Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
1) This was hilarious. Upvoted.
2) As the sort of person who prefers people err on the side of saying "ey", I think it's totally appropriate to refer to him as a him, because he's a he, because the information is available, and for the reasons you cited.
3) I don't think there's anything wrong with using 'ey' to mean 'I don't know/don't care what this person's gender is." If we're just talking about this comic, it's not really relevant.
↑ comment by Shmi (shminux) · 2011-10-16T17:43:11.185Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
As a vegetarian (which I define as anyone whose utility function contains a negative term for eating meat), neither of those are true for me.
Just to clarify, do you assign negative utility to just you personally eating meat, to the total amount of meat being eaten by every human, to all animals killed by the activities required to feed the human species, or maybe to something else? Or maybe some weighted average of all of those?
But the author commits illusion of transparency when ey assumes that animals that move slowly and are slothful are the "stupidest".
I agree, this comic would be rejected by a peer-reviewed journal.
Replies from: RobertLumley↑ comment by RobertLumley · 2011-10-16T22:39:44.681Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
to all animals killed by the activities required to feed the human species, or maybe to something else
This. Generally speaking.
↑ comment by prase · 2011-10-17T14:54:56.684Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
The comic both strawmans all vegetarians as ones who do it for ethical reasons, and assumes that those ethical reasons are because they don't like killing "conscious" animals
It doesn't. Saying "I am an X because Y" doesn't mean "all X are such because Y".
Even if the character did use the latter formulation, it would be a bit of exaggeration to interpret it as strawmanning. Characters in a joke aren't usually supposed to voice the author's opinions.
↑ comment by Psy-Kosh · 2011-10-16T15:49:49.112Z · LW(p) · GW(p)
I'm vegetarian for the same reasons. (ie, the whole "don't want to support killing of animals and such, want to at least try to reduce the amount of killing and suffering I cause"), and yet I found the comic to be amusing.
Of course it's oversimplified. It's a webcomic trying to be silly and amusing.