Babble challenge: 50 ways of hiding Einstein's pen for fifty years
post by jacobjacob
score: 32 (8 votes) ·
This is a question post.
10 Max Dalton
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9 Mark Xu
Here we go again. Time to become stronger [LW · GW].
This week’s challenge:
The year is 1855. You’ve been given a pen that Albert Einstein will use in 1905 to pen his series of “miracle papers” — after you’ve sold it to him. You know this.
Yet evil forces are conspiring to obtain the pen.
You must hide it, for fifty years.
You have 1 hour to come up with 50 ways.
Here are the champions who made it to 50 last week [LW · GW], with stars indicating their streak:
★★ gjm, Vanilla_cabs, Slider, Tetraspace grouping, Harmless, jacobjacob
★ ursusminimus, firstname.lastname@example.org, Bucky, johnswentworth, Yonge, Mark Xu, Jay Anthony, Richard_Kennaway, CptDrMoreno, arxhy, magfrump, athom, ike, Dan Weinand, Jsevillamol, Ericf, ryan_b
Big kudos to everyone.
We did it again.
In fact, we did even more last week — 26 answers — compared to 25 in the week before. [LW · GW]That’s a lot. In fact, I went through the archives, and I think the babble challenges are among the top 3 most popular LessWrong questions ever. Together they even have more answers than the massive covid thread [LW(p) · GW(p)].
This fills me with excitement and ambition.
We’ve made a discovery.
Who knew that there was all this latent excitement for doing weekly rationality challenges? That so many people were willing to actually roll their sleeves up, and show up every week to test the limits of our art?
There’s a spark here waiting to be fanned into a flame. Imagine where we could go if we keep this up.
I’m now entering week 3 out of the 7-week babble streak I committed to. If you want more regularity in practicing your creativity, feel free to post a comment committing to also going all the way to 7.
I have some interesting plans for future weeks. But for now, my model is that for this technique to really affect my cognition, I just have to do it a lot. So, the goal of this week is simply to build up routine and consistency.
A bit more on that model:
First, I think I must build a stable “mental button”. I want to get to the point where, if it’s needed, I can choose to babble. I can press the button to generate ideas even if I feel stuck. And I can trust that they will come.
Then, I must practice pressing the button until it becomes automatic. Such that whenever I find myself in a situation where it’s needed, my mind reflexively starts babbling. I never need to turn it on. It’s just always there.
It’s like reading. Children start by an exhausting, deliberate process of verbalising weird squiggles. They have to slow down. Focus. Put in excruciating effort to slowly extract meaning from letters. But then it all becomes automatic. When they’re adults, they are unable to not read a sentence. They can swim freely in this new medium. They have acquired this power and made it a true part of them [LW · GW].
If you tell this to some children they don’t believe you. They just can’t imagine that it’s possible to get to that automatic and effortless level. Yet, lo and behold.
In the past I have successfully done this with rationality techniques. I did it with a CFAR technique called “Murphyjitsu” [LW · GW], that’s about drawing upon your intuitions and experiences of the world to figure out how things will fail before you try them. Sort of like supercharging the “Ugh, I should have known!” feeling and deploying it in advance.
Now this is one of the crucial ways in which I manage my life and work. I always have a metaphorical advisor perched on my shoulder, sending helpful alerts whenever it makes a concrete prediction for how a project will fail. And I can fix it before it fails.
So, a basic model of rationalist self-improvement is that you simply go through this process with a list of important skills. We’ll see how well that pans out.
- 50 answers or nothing. Shoot for 1 hour.
Any answer must contain 50 ideas to count. That’s the babble challenge. We’re here to challenge ourselves.
However, the 1 hour limit is a stretch goal. It’s fine if it takes longer to get to 50.
This is really important. Sharing babble in public is a scary experience. I don’t want people to leave this having back-chained the experience “If I am creative, people will look down on me”. So be generous with those upvotes.
If you comment on someone else’s post, focus on making exciting, novel ideas work — instead of tearing apart worse ideas.
Reward people for babbling — don’t punish them for not pruning.
I might remove comments that break this rule.
- Not all your ideas have to work.
The prompt is very underspecified. You don't know what kind of pen it is. You don’t know how you obtained your knowledge. You don’t know what the evil forces are. Use your creativity — feel free to come up with solutions that only work in some of those scenarios.
If it helps, imagine that you're a fiction writer. You're searching for interesting ways to continue the above story.
- My main tip: when you’re stuck, say something stupid.
If you spend 5 min agonising over not having anything to say, you’re doing it wrong. You’re being too critical. Just lower your standards and say something, anything. Soon enough you’ll be back on track.
This is really, really important. It’s the only way I’m able to complete these exercises.
Now, go forth and babble! 50 ways of hiding Einstein’s pen for 50 years!
answer by TurnTrout
· score: 18 (6 votes) · LW
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I'm going to assume the evil forces knew I had it, but can't read my mind or know everything I did to hide it. They'll spend a reasonable amount of resources looking, but not an infinite amount, and they won't torture me to find out where it is (they know how unreliable torture is as information gain!).
- Put the pen in a small steel box, go on a multi-day hike, and randomly bury the box somewhere along the hike. Remember where you put it.
- Travel to a new country and keep it in a bank deposit box under a fake name. (Did they have those in 1855?)
- Acquire a bunch of pens that look exactly the same, put a different color marking on the interior of each, and give each to a friend. (Figure out some way to make sure the Evil People don't just steal all of the pens?)
- Put the pen inside the wall of a friend's house.
- Destroy the pen and then remake it in 50 years.
- Embed it in a tree core. (Would the tree grow to crush it?)
- Commission a copy of the pen and give it to them, claiming it's the real thing.
- Have 10 friends over and give them each a pen, only one of which is the Destined Pen. Then, each of them meets 10 people and gives one of them the pen, and so on once again. The final person who receives the actual pen is given the appropriate instructions and payment plan for delivering the pen to Einstein in 50 years (DDOS their resources - they probably can't investigate 1000 people).
- Find a box and put the pen in it.
- Disassemble the pen and entrust the pieces to a pensmith (is that a thing?)
- Preserve the pen in some kind of resin
- Form a concrete block around the pen, or otherwise embed it in some kind of wall, and then take it out when needed
- Go spelunking and leave the pen wedged in one of the caves in a memorable but rarely frequented location (I notice I'm focusing on the "hide from dedicated group of people" constraint, which is slowing me down. I'm going to focus on just "places you could put a pen" without worrying at all about hiding for now.)
- On the ground.
- In the attic.
- Bird's nest
- Buried in dirt
- Warehouse (Ok, back to solutions that have at least a small chance of working)
- Pay someone to hide the pen, split up the location info into a cryptographically secure 3-out-of-5 secret-sharing scheme, and then dole out the info to me and four close friends who live far away and move frequently. In 1855, it would be logistically hard to coordinate to track 3 of us down at the same time. They pass on the secret to their children and spouses, in case any of us die before 50 years pass.
- Unethical: kill the evil forces?
- Unethical: take over the local government and have them protect the pen.
- Talk the bad guys out of wanting the pen.
- Set up an elaborate dungeon below my house (Legend of Zelda-style), at the end of which is a fake copy of the pen. Keep the real pen in my desk drawer.
- Similarly, go to a lot of trouble to look like I'm building up a vault for the pen, all the while keeping "the rest" of my pens on a pedestal in the middle of my house. Of course, the real pen is there.
- Persuade the bad guys that pens are really annoying and you should use a mechanical pencil (that totally existed in 1855, right?), if you aren't going to use a digital writing device (which they aren't going to use).
- Give a fake pen to a major world power, and then tell the bad guys it's already out of my hands, and eat popcorn while the two groups fight.
- Find Einstein's ancestors and convince them to pass down the pen.
- Using extreme computational resources and technological prowess, build a capsule that's shot into LEO which is timed to reenter Earth's atmosphere in front of Einstein right when he's looking for a new pen.
- Deduce exactly what kind of simulation we're on, then execute a bizarre policy that mind-hacks whoever's observing us into spawning 1x Pen of Destiny for Einstein at exactly the right time.
- Compute a Butterfly Effect policy for a molecularly identical pen spontaneously assembling itself in front of Einstein at the appropriate time (this is totally a thing, right?)
- Wedge the sanitized pen between my radius and ulna. That totally wouldn't go wrong, and it'd be too gross for them to want to retrieve.
- Buy a farm and hide it in a hay bale.
- Go to a stream and instruct a friend to wait some unknown # of miles downstream. Put the pen in a bottle, float it downstream, and the friend retrieves it and waits downstream. Maybe a festival could be going on near the stream at the same time. In any case, even if I'm being trailed at that moment, they wouldn't know how far downstream it went, which would give my friend an important head start for hiding it in a different town.
- Pay someone to take it to a tribe which will be convinced that it should be worshipped as a sacred object, and then steal it back in 50 years.
- Memorize a binary sequence using a memory palace, which I use as an XOR cipher on a series of coin flips which indicate: "heads: go north 100 feet; tails: go east 100 feet". Flip 100 coins and write down the result, and then bury the coin in the place indicated by the flips XOR the sequence. (This is basically a one-time pad for north-eastern lattice paths)
- Do the above, but just through the pseudo-randomly generated memorized sequence. Also, have a habit of taking these north-eastern lattice path walks randomly for a few days before and after actually burying the pen, so they don't know the walk on which I buried the pen.
- Enter into a 2-out-of-2 secret sharing scheme with someone difficult to intimidate, like a major world leader.
- Do 38, but using a fall tree branch as my (not technically) pseudorandom source: given a branch, choose the one that has the reddest leaf on it, using an appropriate embedding from branch choices into directional bearings for the next step.
- Put the pen inside a football that won't be used. Who would do that?
- Preserve the pen in permafrost somewhere stable (is that a thing? would it be crushed by changing pressures?)
- Encase the pen in diamond or some even harder material, which Einstein will need to invent molecular nanotech to undo. He wants his miracle papers, let him do the impossible!
- If I'm making myself as capable as in #43, why not just build an AGI to ensure Einstein gets it? Might as well.
- Toss the pen into a furnace in front of the bad guys; unbeknownst to them, the furnace has a secret compartment in which the pen will be safe from the heat.
- Keep the pen inside a wooden compartment, which I nail to the underside of the nearest bridge (so that if the pen falls, it falls over land).
- Fake my own death and inter the pen with the fake body.
- 47, but hide the pen in the gravestone.
- 48, but a friend surreptitiously removes the pen from the gravestone compartment during the funeral.
- Just give the bad guys the pen and take it back before Einstein needs it.
comment by Slider
· score: 10 (3 votes) · LW
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Then move from 13. and the move back in 20. was something that you managed to do but I struggled and failed to do. It was good move that grows important skills.
comment by ryan_b
· score: 2 (1 votes) · LW
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#7 is simultaneously right up my alley, and also opens up an entire area I barely explored except by accident. You mine that vein pretty good. Well done!
answer by Ericf
· score: 17 (6 votes) · LW
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Assumptions: Evil Forces are a small cabal (20) people who will be searching for it, starting in a few months. They know you were the one who hid it, but are not willing to torture you. They can spend 50 years searching, but will then give up, and let you retrieve & sell it in peace.
- Bury it somewhere that won’t be randomly disturbed, and cannot be traced back to you (and make a map)
- An abandoned mine
- A patch of desert
- Inside a Glacier
- In an arbitrary grave
- In a dead body, buried in an arbitrary grave
- In someone’s garden, at least 6 feet down
- In the wall of an arbitrary root or wine cellar
- At the base of an old growth grape vine (since you know those aren’t going to get pulled up)
- Under the cobblestones of a newly paved street
- Given the time period, probably anywhere a little off the beaten path – 3 feet down, 6 feet away from a random road, and no-one would even know you were there.
- Have a trusted institution guard it
- Deposit it in a safety deposit box at a reputable bank. Probably in Switzerland.
- Entrust it to a church
- Have it guarded as a national treasure
- Give it to a friend who, gives it to a friend, who gives it to another who’s been messing around.
- Put it in a gold bar first, to enhance the security
- Tie it to a large piece of metal, lower it into a well on a magnent + very long string (to confirm that you can reach the bottom), pull it back up, and drop it in the well.
- Conceal it in a piece of construction (again, map needed)
- Inside an arbitrary attic
- Or Basement
- Make a brick with it inside, and install that brick in a wall somewhere
- Climb up a church in progress, and slip it in among the stones
- Inside a water pipe
- In a fence post
- Inside one of 6 identical busts of Napoleon
- In a wall
- Secretly Inter it with someone’s ashes in an urn
- Cut a hole in a citrus tree, insert pen, graft on a new branch to cover the hole
- Carve a hole in a rock, drop the pen in, place rock in an unassuming spot
- Cover pen with something un-digestible and feed it to a long lived animal like a Tortoise
- Slip it inside a family heirloom (not from your family)
- Put it somewhere very public and secure, like the entry to a police station, but secured so it can’t be stolen without a lot of work (locks/boxes etc)
- Put it inside a grandfather clock. Those don’t get disassembled, and are highly likely to remain in the same place for 50 years.
- Glue in some out-of-the-way place in a semi-public boiler room. Somewhere that doesn’t get cleaned.
- Stick it to the bottom of an ocean ship. It will get barnacled over before the ship comes back to port. Just keep an eye on it, and make sure you get to it before it gets scrapped
- Create a duplicate, hide it badly, and let it be stolen. Just keep the real one in a safe at your house.
- Keep the pen on you, and hide your own identity
- Go to some arbitrary colony and give them a fake name & change your appearance
- Live in the wilds of Canada
- Join the French Foreign Legion, or equivalent
- Murder someone and assume their identity
- Change your appearance in some dramatic way, like removing a leg
- Change your apparent gender
- Just go to a big city. No-one keeps track of every new resident, and there isn’t a photo of you for reference anyway.
- Put it on something that’s always moving, like a piece of an automatic loom, so it can’t be removed
- Give it to someone else to hide, with instructions that they should pass it on to someone you don’t know (have the map delivered back to you via delayed Western Union delivery)
- Mail it to your fake identity in a foreign country, pick it up and re-mail it ad-infinium.
- Carefully cut your leg open, and secrete it inside. Conceal scar with pants.
- Glue it to the ceiling. No one ever looks up when searching.
- In the spine of a random library book
- Dissasemble the pen, hide the component pieces in reasonable places. Re-assemble in 50 years.
- Replace one part of the pen with a new piece, but keep the old piece. Repeat until you have enough parts to create a second pen from the original parts. Repeat with both “original” pens. Each time one of your duplicates gets stolen, assemble a new “original” pen.
- Don’t worry about it. There’s nothing special about Mr. Einstein or the pen. If not him with that pen, someone else or a different writing implement would be used at about that time in history to develop those theories.
comment by karlkeefer
· score: 3 (2 votes) · LW
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#20 reminded me of a bizarre experience where I attempted to pass a hacky-sack through the open windows of a car to a friend of mine, and it disappeared. We looked inside and outside the car for a full 15 minutes before realizing it had landed, balanced, on the narrow handle above the window. We never looked up!
comment by ryan_b
· score: 2 (1 votes) · LW
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I like two things about this list aside from the ideas: one, the assumptions at the top (I think I will steal this for next time); two, the sub-lists, because it made for easier reading of the ideas even if it messed up the numbering.
Also I got a solid chuckle out of #19 and #20.
answer by gjm
· score: 16 (5 votes) · LW
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Assumptions: (1) I need to do something that at least slightly decreases the chance that these "evil forces" get hold of the pen in the next 50 years, compared with some baseline that may or may not be consistent from one idea to the next. (2) I need to keep it reasonably likely that in 50 years' time I can still get hold of the pen so I can sell it to Einstein. (3) What I do needs to be at least in some sense possible in 1855, so e.g. "put it on a rocket in a highly eccentric orbit around the sun that will make it crash into the earth in 50 years' time" is no good because there are no such rockets yet. Maybe I can get fairies to hide it because fairies were "known" about in 1855, but I can't pull any time-dilation tricks using black holes because no one knew about black holes or time dilation in 1855. (4) I do actually have to be hiding the pen, in some sense; bribing the forces of evil to do a different kind of evil, or saying "screw it, there's no such thing as magic, so I don't care whether this pen is lost" won't do. (5) The forces of evil have some idea that I have the thing and what is special about it, but probably don't know too exactly what it looks like or have the ability to spy on me at all times or read my mind. -- All of this does restrict the options somewhat, so there will be some cases of Variations On A Theme below.
Remark: I'm having trouble figuring out any concrete set of assumptions about the forces of evil that doesn't rather break the puzzle. If they know who I am, they can find me and torture me or something of the sort, and although torture notoriously doesn't work very well they've got at least a good chance of figuring out where the pen is -- unless I have e.g. delegated the task of hiding it to someone else, which is a reasonable thing to do but doesn't really have 50 meaningfully different variants. And if for some reason they can't do that, then instead the problem is too easy; it doesn't seem as if I need to do anything at all. I hope the list below is at something like the intended level of paranoia.
Remark: If it means anything to say that the pen rather than Einstein is magical, perhaps I should forget about hiding it and start using it to write physics papers myself, and see what happens. (Hmm... Am I by any chance James Clerk Maxwell? The timing kinda checks out.)
- Put it in a nondescript box somewhere.
- Disguise it as something else. A magic wand, a stick, etc.
- Build it into an item of furniture: the leg of a table, perhaps.
- Bury it.
- Just use it as a pen. The forces of evil will never expect that something I'm treating so mundane a way could be so magical.
- Disguise it as, or hide it inside, something else, and then give that to someone else to hide, giving them an entirely false story about what it is and why it needs to be hidden.
- Make a replica having (so far as I know) no magical powers whatever, and conspicuously hide the replica in some manner that the forces of evil can defeat but not without substantial effort. Hope that they do so and then think they've won. If so, it doesn't much matter what I do with the real magic pen.
- Make many, many replicas. In this case I'm not trying to fool the forces of evil, merely to DDOS them. Of course I will need some way to identify the real one; maybe I give them all serial numbers and I remember which number goes with the magic pen.
- Make many replicas. Make no attempt to know which is the right one (so e.g. the forces of evil can't discover which is which by torturing me). Then, fifty years from now, sell them all to Einstein. According to the problem specification, the inexorable Laws of Magic then guarantee that, since I've sold him the magic pen, he will use that one to write his papers.
- Do nothing. Apparently some infallible magical oracle has told me that I will sell Einstein this pen in 50 years and he'll use it to write papers about his relatives, or something. If so, the forces of evil can't get hold of it in any way that stops that happening.
- Use whatever powers of clairvoyance enabled me to know that I'll sell the pen to Einstein, etc., to determine where the forces of evil will look. Put the pen somewhere else.
- If the magic has the property that I can afford to lose part of the pen and replace it: take the pen apart and hide the parts; every now and then, collect together the hidden parts (aside from whatever bits the forces of evil have got hold of) and put them together with suitable replacement parts to make a whole pen, so I again have a single magic pen; then repeat. This way the forces of evil need to steal more than one pen's worth of parts in order to win.
- Make sure that wherever I go, I carry a strong metal box, about 20cm long and 5cm across, and that I frequently check that it hasn't been lost. The forces of evil will assume that this contains the pen. Eventually they will no doubt steal it from me. Of course the pen is actually somewhere else entirely, and the forces of evil have wasted a lot of time and effort. (This needs to be combined with other techniques.)
- Deposit it discreetly with a Swiss bank. This will both keep the pen safe and have it conveniently positioned for sale to Einstein in Zurich.
- Sew it into the hem (or some similar bit) of an article of clothing I wear. Transfer it from one to another often enough that I don't arouse suspicion by wearing the same thing all the time. This way the pen is always on my person and hence harder to steal.
- Shove it in a desk drawer along with all my other pens, making no effort to remember which one it is. As with #5 above, this should avoid suspicion. As with #9 above, sell the entire contents of the drawer to Einstein in 50 years' time.
- Place it in a hollowed-out book, among thousands on my shelves. (I do in fact have thousands of books. That was probably much harder in 1855 than it is now, so maybe it's only hundreds; that could still be sufficient.)
- I think 1855 is late enough that I might plausibly have plumbing in my house of roughly the kind we have today. Fit some extra pipes, made to look as if they carry water or, better, sewage, but in fact don't, and hide the pen inside one of those.
- Hide it within a wall of my house. It had better be one I was intending to repaint anyway, to hide the newly replaced mortar or drilled-out brick or whatever.
- Acquire the habit of collecting musical instruments. Place the pen inside the tubing of a brass or woodwind instrument that I don't know how to play.
- Become a keen hunter. Place the pen inside one barrel of a double-barrelled shotgun. (Because then, with a bit of care, perhaps I can still shoot with it, making it less prominent as That Gun I Never Actually Use.)
- If I have a few years before the forces of evil catch up with me: drill out a bit of a growing tree trunk and put the pen in there; the tree will continue growing and engulf it, hopefully in a way that doesn't make the history too obvious.
- Persuade a surgeon to embed it in one of my thighbones. (I don't know whether this is actually possible. It again depends on not being observed by the forces of evil until I've had time to recover from this rather drastic procedure.)
- Persuade a builder to incorporate it into a house newly built.
- Obviously the magic bit must be the nib, right? That's the only part that does the actual writing. Well, it seems like we could incorporate a pen nib easily enough into the insides of an old-style pocketwatch. Watch-making is therefore my new profession; build the nib somehow into the workings of a particularly elegant watch and sell it to someone I can rely upon to keep it for display rather than using it or selling it on. Fifty years later, buy it back. (Einstein, on discovering this way of securing magical physics-paper-writing pens: "If I had known, I would have become a watchmaker.")
- It seems that in many of these schemes the weakest link is me. So let's hide me and hopefully the pen with me. Fake suicide or accidental death and start a new life with a new name, taking nothing but the clothes I'm wearing ... and this pen I happen to be carrying.
- Travel abroad, moving on from each location to another as quickly as possible. Back in 1855 I don't think it was so easy to follow someone through a lengthy sequence of such moves. Change name from time to time if possible. End up somewhere out of the way.
- Implant it in a giant tortoise. (Might be tricky. Might be bad for the tortoise and make it not long-lived enough. Might not be possible to avoid visible marks.)
- Apparently we are in a world with miraculous physics-inspiring pens and clairvoyance. Perhaps we have invisibility spells too: make the pen invisible.
- Or perhaps instead there are spells of the "notice me not" type. That would do, too.
- Or spells for teleporting objects around, in which case perhaps I can get the pen into (say) the inside of a cave a mile underground, without any risk of being seen going there. Of course this is only any use if I can get it back again later.
- Or spells for turning things into other things, either in reality or in appearance. Perhaps instead of implanting the pen into a giant tortoise I can make it be a giant tortoise, for instance.
- Or, combining this with the idea of hiding myself, make the start-a-new-life approach work much better by magically altering my appearance completely.
- Or, addressing the I-am-the-weakest-link problem differently, magically suppress my memory of where I have hidden the pen for fifty years.
- Persuade a sculptor to integrate the pen (invisibly) into a sculpture in stone, bronze or similar. This hides the pen in something solid and hard to get into, that probably isn't going anywhere in a hurry, and whose owner is likely to keep it reasonably well protected. Of course I need to be able to buy it back 50 years from now, and artwork prices are inconveniently unpredictable.
- Hide the pen part-way up my chimney. The forces of evil are unlikely to be working as chimney-sweeps, especially as so many of those in 1855 are children, and I can just leave my chimney uncleaned or get it cleaned only by individuals I know and trust.
- Even better than building the pen into a house, build it under a house, which had better be mine, by incorporating it into the foundations. Very difficult to steal, but of course also very difficult to retrieve; I need not to mind the expense and inconvenience of demolishing the house later.
- Incorporate it into the frame of a bicycle. Sorry, I mean a velocipede.
- Persuade a condemned criminal, or terminally ill patient at the point of death, to eat it. It will be buried with them, and I can dig up the body later. (Swallowing something as large as a pen is difficult, but I think there are those who can do it. And it needs to be tough enough not to be wrecked by the stomach acid.)
- The whole scenario is absurd enough that this is plainly inside a work of fiction. So hide the pen for 50 years inside a timeskip in the work of fiction, one of those bits where years of action are replaced with (say) a row of three asterisks on a page. Maybe the next lines are "But how on earth, said George, were you able to keep it safe for all that time? -- I really don't know, replied Gareth, maybe I was just really lucky."
- Apparently I'm some sort of merchant, since I'm going to sell this thing to Einstein in 50 years. Let's suppose I have an international trading business, much of which is made up of writing implements. Put this one in a batch of pens sent to a warehouse abroad. Make sure I move all my stock around from time to time, for camouflage. Keep it sailing around the world and take care that that batch is never actually sold.
- I mentioned earlier that I was going to become a hunter. Ensure that some of the things I hunt, and keep the remains of around as exhibits, are birds -- pheasants, peacocks and the like. And let's say this is a quill pen. Incorporate it into the plumage of one of the birds stuffed and mounted on my wall.
- Bribe someone at, say, the British Museum to place it inside a rarely-moved exhibit. Have them assassinated a little later just in case the forces of evil get to them. (Just as well I'm not evil, eh?) We'll need a bit more bribery in fifty years' time.
- Earlier I proposed implanting the pen somehow into the body of a very long-lived animal. Instead, implant it somehow into the body of my beloved pet cat. It's likely that this will impair the cat's health and it will tragically die; if not, cats don't live all that long even when their health is good. When it dies I will of course be heartbroken, bury the cat somewhere, perhaps in my garden, and visit the grave regularly. And fifty years later I will dig it up and retrieve the pen.
- Sail to a remote island (preferably one of a large archipelago for the usual "chaff" reasons), and bury the pen there. Bring no other crew, or have 'em all killed if that's impossible. (Again, it's just as well it's the other guys who are the forces of evil.) Remember, but do not write down, which island and where I buried it.
- Simply pretend to have lost the pen. Maybe write an anguished newspaper article about how I had this extraordinary revelation about how this ordinary object might transform the world's intellectual history, and then I stupidly left it with a servant who threw it away, or something of the sort. With a bit of luck, the forces of evil will believe the story and stop searching. (The pen itself is sitting in a drawer or something.)
- Seek out the forces of evil, and once I locate at least one of their number arrange to meet them and pretend to be naive and admiring and to think that in him or her I have found a true friend. Drop hints from time to time that I have a very important object that I need to find a safe place for. Eventually, explain that it's a pen with a mysterious destiny, that it's essential it remain safe for 50 years, that I am terrified that Someone is trying to get hold of it and disrupt that destiny, and please, you're the best and most trustworthy person I know, could I possibly impose on you by giving it to you and begging you to keep it safe for me? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. ... Of course what I give them is a fake. Again, the goal is to stop them bothering to search for the real pen, which is sitting in my desk.
- Maintain a large pile of rotting manure in my garden, keeping it well supplied at all times. Good for the soil, you know. Somewhere in its depths there is a very well sealed box containing the pen. I should have enough skill with a shovel to avoid accidentally planting the pen.
- (This one requires quite a lot of money.) Hire several teams of mercenaries to guard sealed boxes for me in various out-of-the-way places. Visit each every few months to keep up morale. One of the boxes does contain the pen. The others contain a deadly poison which will hopefully kill any of the forces of evil who are foolish enough to storm one of my outposts and retrieve the box. Given enough such outposts, it is much more likely that they give up after a couple of tragic deaths than that they find the actual pen.
- Write down a lengthy list of increasingly ridiculous ways to try to hide such an object, and publish it somewhere where the forces of evil will easily be able to see it. Then do something else. (For obvious reasons I shall not say what.)
comment by jacobjacob
· score: 2 (1 votes) · LW
) · GW
Many beautiful ones! I particularly liked #6 and #21, among others.
Also, I have some intuition there might be more torture-resistant solutions than you suggest, like #9, but actually without magic.
Though, overall, it could be nice to try a week with a challenge that's engineered to be well-balanced. I've found getting to 50 challenging enough to be fun regardless of the fact that all challenges thus far having had breaking flaws or impossibilities. But it's certainly less elegant than a more constrained puzzle that also enforces the constraints.
answer by Slider
· score: 16 (5 votes) · LW
) · GW
- Give it to Einstein. He is a pretty smart guy
- There were no supervillains in that time period and Einstein is causally coupled with understanding past rewrites. Causally couple the pen as soon as possible
- Build a fort and dedicate your life on actively watching over the pen
- Take a sinkweight and pick a sea or lake spot to place it in a low traffic and high haystack place
- Take a lot of envelopes and have postage stamps bough for them to make a kind of chain letter where each letter intructs the receiver to drop the next letter in mail. Choose the destinatinos so that there is a lot of spatial separation over them.
- Go into a mine, drop the pen there and blow its entrance shut and hire a mining company to excavate it in exactly 50 years. (Isn't that good for actual hiding but prevents access somewhat atleast)
- Keep it on your person and be vigilant. You are used to watch foryour life and you have motivation not to get caught in evils jaws.
- Just buy lots of pens. Physics ideas are not senstiive to the exact properties of pens used to write them. Just have a lot of spares that einsteins won't be out of pens even if evil tries to artificially create shortages.
- Write the papers in advance and substitute for them if the papers fail to be made and tutor einstein on his ideas if necceary. For some reason I know about the future so proabably that is not only thing I know about the future.
- 9 without remembering the content fo the papers use the fact that the ideas are possible or were possible in a previous timeline to tackle a challenge easier and reverse engineer equivalent contribution to nudge the state of knowledge forward approptiately.
- Go kill the evil forces so that you know their meddling is stopped. It can't be found if nobody is looking (gold stealth ina hitman game for not having anybody alive to wittness) thinkaboutit.jpg
- Dissamble the pen and bury them in random spots in the ground. Maybe choose spots in unlived forests?
- I know about a future event so I have some method of accessing the future. Use the time machine to store the pen in the future so it is nowhere to be found in the past.
- For some reason the evil forces are not targeting to kill Einstein but his pen. Place the pen in the most public place to benefit from the same restriction that prevents evil from going after Einstein (standard reason would be soe sort of masquarade but who knows)
- Place it in the safe of the most prestegious bank.
- Pen is a pretty light object. Try to design a rocket that will store it in orbit to hide it in the vastness of space. People in modern times can get cameras into suborbital paths for cool photos. Good luck designing a retreival vechicle or you need to be careful to design the orbit so that it decays in microdrag in time. (Also solve that it isn't destroyed in reentry)
- Make some symbolic gesture or indulge time travel secrets with president so that national security level forces are used to protect the pen in presidents posession like a nuclear football.
- You know you will sell the pen. Prove that novikov self-consistency applies to our world and have the wisdom to accept things you can not change. (requires specific state of the world)
- Offer yourself to the evil forces as an alternative source of relativity theory so they can stop spying on einstein (requires guess on the motive to tamper with pen)
- Scientific discoveries are often discovered independently in parrallel. It is not essential for exactly Einstein to come up with relativity. Focus on ensuring that enough scientists survive.
- People can burn but truth never burns. Even if relativity is not discovered, it can be discovered later and is in fact available to be used. With my knowledge of the future I can bring alternatie cultural influences to offset any setback in science to make up in art to keep general progress level comparable.
- Disassemble pen to avoid detection as the fated pen and store far away from each other to require wider intelligence operation to get sniff at them (if one parts gets tampered with is it a loss, am I actually making things harder for myself for giving more attack surface?)
- Put in a shaystack in random farm. Introduce tradition of hiding pens in haystacks so it gets hidden ithe next haystack after the first one is cleaned up after half a year. Then just be better finder of pens with the preknowledge where the pen was initially hidden when you need to retrieve it.
- Put it in a time capsule conveniently scheduled. Even if not physically untouchable retrieving it off-schedule would probably create unacceptable ruckus. Introduce timecapsule tradition is neccesary.
- Flood and dominate the pen market with the exact design of the pen to have the environment too full of decoys. Yours is also probably not in anyway special so it can't even be detected to be the target outside of its causal links to come.
- Do a private time capsule. Arson or topple down the target house when it comes time to retrieve.
- Give the safekeeping of the pen as a mission statement of a secret organization like the free masons if not freemasons themselfs.
- Inflitrate evil forces to know how their search is going and break out the pen from their grasp is neccesary. (cultural and special compatibility might be required)
- Make it a cultural thing to hide pens so that there are too many people hiding pens so that the searcher gets confused on who to follow or has to spread out their investigative time.
- Let the evil forces find a decoy pen so they get satisfied. If the pen is in no way special they might have trouble verifying they have succeeded in their mission and relax early.
- Negotiate the hostile force away from hostile action
- Pray (again with these non-problem specific lames)
- Upon failure go capture hostile forces means to attack histories and make their posession of the pen target of your attack. Flip tables and copy their strategies. (conditions on failure)
- Surgigally insert it into yourself or an ally
- After the evils have had their way with the pen, ask it back (hope for compatible goals)
- Make einstein try to start out with different pen and let evil succesfully grab taht one. Then prompt to make the papers proper. (Assumption about how evil targets)
- Stage a honey pot with a trivia contest which you know that time natives do not know the answer and use it to identify or get opposition forces into trouble.
- Destroy the pen. If I can't win they don't get to win either. (requires guess on motive. Fails mission)
- Sell the pen early so that einstein starts to come after it, or its paper trail. He is a pretty smart guy. Might need to family heirloom or testament it to them.
- ~60 minutes
- Go tell Einstein of his marvelous future. now pen loss doesn't cause loss on science progress.
- Use detailed knowledge of history to detect what is going differntly to identify where the threat is coming (assumes background knowledge I would not in fact have) ie the reading steiner approach
- Go grab the pen from a future museum and then deliver it back after use (assumes it is a signifcant cultural artefact without the heist plot)
- Introduce yourself as "Mr Onestone" and have the enemy steal a unrelated pen from you. Disrupt their way of identifying the target person. (assumes how evil is targeting)
- How do I know the pen will in fact be the one that will be used? If I lose the pen I might be able to obtain one like it and hope that maybe that new one is the actual pen. Maybe I am more certain about the pen handed over to einstein being the one than I am that the one handed to me is the one. (Fights the hypothetical a little)
- Have a causally connected thing with me from the future with me, hope that I live in a "back to the future" kind of universe and monitor my item if it it fades whether I am succeeding or not (assumes state of world, assumes posessions not speciefied)
- Use modern material science to make a cage impervious to time native cracking methods. Time native recruitment for evil is mostly useless and modern or postmodern technology will be easier to spot.
- Write a memoir of the worldline you are from to make the current timelines maximally technologically spoiled to offset any chronal progress lost in the shenanigans.
- Screw this timeline. If I don't get wiped as long as I can live a prosperous life form the timeline I am from or in some future interesting magnled timeline I don't have to care about any local ruin (ie stop playing for the continuum and become a narsistist ie the cartman solution). (Fails mission)
- Use the method used to access the past to chronoclone army to overwhelm the opposition.
- Ask why evil does what it does and maybe get convinced or convinve them not to do it (ie Taolo The Words for the Ur-quan)
~1h 30 min
38. plans to fail: Make the pen an object of national or international pride. Make everybody attack anybody that tries to mess with it.
45. answers a different prompt: Assume a "ink is dry" universe. Ask from your departure time details about how the events nearby the writing happen. (remembering to ask before departure is good but can use some kidof temporal letter system (depends on how the future can communicate with the past, past to future letters are easy))
46. Fails to have an active component how things are better: Ask a person to hand the your pen to somebody else and make the same request making it sail from person to person whit each person makinhg independent decisions on who to hand it to. Make a termiation condition that makes it more likely to be handed back to you or just wait for it to be given back and make ti recirculate if it is too early. (hard to track but evil can also just wait for it to be handed)
49. plans to fail: Use time travel method to directly move the pen to handoff event so that vulnerability laying around the timeline is minimized
51. is a partial repeat of 31. The remaining "get convinced" factor feels separate enough to stand on its own. Additionally it can be used for moral confusion and distraction (as in Ur-quan masters the move can be used to avoid a dangerous fight)
answer by Tighe
· score: 15 (4 votes) · LW
) · GW
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- Buy a safe, put in safe, dig deep hole, put safe in hole.
2. Keep it on your person for fifty years, and travel constantly.
3. Convince companies to mass-manufacture model of pen, and then hid it in warehouse full of same model.
4. Build time machine and entangle the pen's existence with time period of Einstein's miracle papers a la HPMOR.
5. Ship it by train, then when it arrives at a destination, have it be shipped from that place to a new, random location. Repeat.
6. Join an aboriginal tribe out-of-contact with the rest of the world and keep the pen with you until fifty years pass.
7. Time travel Albert Einstein back in time so that he writes series of miracle papers now instead of then. Create extravagant mock setup for him to live in while in the wrong time period.
8. Launch it into the stratosphere in a weather balloon that will drift around the sky for a while.
9. Have it be apparently publicly destroyed, in a way that convinces the evil forces that the pen was destroyed, when in reality, it was just a fake that was destroyed.
10. Kill the evil forces with your military might. Or maybe vigilante might.
11. Discover glitch in simulation that allows you to make infinite copies of the pen.
12. Convince government that you are from future and have them protect pen.
13. Fake the deaths of Albert Einstein's parents/grandparents.
14. Plant evidence of terrorism in evil forces so that governments attack them.
15. Hire someone to take pen from you, and then hide it for you. Then let yourself be captured with fake pen.
16. Drop pen in river and use divination to make sure that it returns to you safely.
17. Threaten family of evil forces.
18. Leave pen in your grandmother's flower vase in hospital.
19. Hide it in camouflaged tent in forest.
20. Make many large pens and place them around the world, then hide pen in random place like mountainside.
21. Send pen to space and have it hover in earth's detritus field that isn't there yet.
22. Ransom fake pen to evil forces and then it explodes, while you still have real pen.
23. Destroy all information of pen in evil force's lair, convince them that there was no pen in the first place.
24. Destroy that earth, and then travel to alternate earth where there aren't any evil forces and give pen to Einstein later.
25. Atomically disassemble pen and then reassemble when 1905.
26. Destroy pen and make albert einstein brain-model that models albert einstein having the pen in 1905. Use that instead of original.
27. Cover pen in mountain of shit, and make many mountains of shit.
28. Make the pen giant and put it on top of the whitehouse, turn it into national monument so that gov has to defend it.
29. Go back in time and kill parents of evil forces.
30. Hide pen as exhibit in museum.
31. Grow a test tube animal around the pen, and then kill animal and take pen out when 1905.
32. Convince evil forces that info is wrong, and that some other pen is the one they're looking for, and that it's a different guy who has the pen.
33. Make ai that optimizes for making pen.
34. Hide it in various dumps.
35. Smuggle into other country and start new life.
36. Send Evil forces into bankruptcy.
37. Cryogenically freeze yourself with pen under clone's supervision.
38. Make pen factory, and then become so successful with pen making that everyone has same model.
39. Tell evil forces that you destroyed pen already.
40. Hide it in nature preserve.
41. Find other important item that evil forces want to get their hands on and offer information about the guy hiding that. (Think the microphone that MLK used during his speeches, or something similar.) //really bad idea lol since it incentivizes people in similar situations to yours to rat you out
42. Turn it into an anime character, make baby anime pens with it, turn babies into pens for einstein.
43. Send it out of universe via teleportation.
44. Start a cult of worship for the pen and gather sponsers to safeguard it.
45. Give pen to Haruhi suzumiya and she will make sure nothing happens to it.
46. Provoke aliens to safeguard it.
47. Graft it to your body, and then make yourself member of evil forces group.
48. Put in giant box of steel in middle of germany and then when time comes get gov to get it out.
49. Start wars in countries where evil forces are.
50. Use pen to kill one or two of evil force's forces and use intimidation to get them to give up.
Done in 55 minutes? I had to redo one because I realized it was a copy. I also feel like I went a little too hard on the... surrealism(?) of my answers? I kind of thought to many answers of the form "Hide it in a volcano, hide it in the ocean, hide it in the marianas trench, hide it in a whale's body" seemed too same-y, but now that seems silly to me.
That was fun.
answer by athom
· score: 14 (4 votes) · LW
) · GW
Ordered chronologically. In retrospect, I've assumed some pretty weak evil forces here, and mostly gone for variations on a needle-in-a-haystack type theme.
- Surgically implant the pen in myself
- Theseus-duplicate the pen, give one duplicate to the evil forces so they leave me alone
- Make a second, cooler-looking pen, ‘accidentally’ lose it to evil forces
- Cut a hole in a dictionary/similarly boringish book, put pen in there
- bury the pen somewhere random
- carve a hole in a tree, put pen in, wait for tree to regrow over it
- bury the pen, in a construction site, so it ends up underneath a building (harder to get to)
- Hide the pen in the shaft of another, bigger pen
- Sew the pen into the lining of a bag
- Same but hem instead of lining
- Make a box/piece of furniture, hide pen in the wood itself
- Take pen apart, hide each bit somewhere different, reassemble as much as I can keep
- Ingratiate myself with evil forces, ‘recover’ pen for them, betray them after the fifty years
- Hand pen over to evil forces, steal back after 49 years (embed some tracking method in pen that will work in 1905)
- Befriend a winemaker, hide pen in corked bottle of wine, keep wine for a long time ‘as an investment’
- Hide pen in someone’s grave
- Hide pen in someone’s grave, but by hiding it in their body and then waiting for them to die. Hope autopsies aren’t a thing yet.
- Take pen somewhere remote, pay someone there to keep it for you
- Keep a gun with you ‘to defend against evil forces’. Hide pen in barrel. Hope you never have to actually use the gun.
- Convince art collectors the pen is valuable, sell to the highest bidder. Rely on whatever security they use for their collections. Fifty years later, buy the pen back.
- Inscribe something on the inside of the barrel (so you can identify it), find as many identical pens as possible, hide them all. Good luck finding the right one in fifty years.
- Hide at the bottom of a lake, hope lake doesn’t silt over/get dredged
- Use the pen like you would with any other pen. Evil forces assume you’d be hiding the real pen, so that can’t be it.
- Become an expert in art conservation. Re-frame an old, valuable painting (hide pen in frame). Fifty years later, re-frame it again.
- Hide pen in the walls of a new building. Demolish after fifty years.
- Take one part off pen. Destroy the rest. Attach remaining part to a different pen after fifty years. Claim that if the ship-of-theseus thing before counted, this does too.
- Offer pen as collateral for a huge, long-term loan.
- Or just open a bank account and put it in your safe-deposit box, I guess.
- Convince a member of evil forces to turn their coat. Give pen to them.
- Hide pen in fake brick. Make building out of that plus other real bricks. Remember which brick it was, demolish building later.
- Bury pen, plant a tree over the top (so that hopefully its root system surrounds it).
- Give pen to nomadic group for safe-keeping, hope evil forces can’t find them.
- Sell to pawn shop, along with as many other pens as you can get your hands on. Hope evil forces don’t know what kind of pen they’re looking for, or which of the many pawn shops you sold pens to has the right one. Inconspicuously buy back after a while.
- Hide pen in walking stick, horribly cripple yourself, claim you just have the walking stick for the obvious reason.
- Actually, just hide the pen in someone else’s walking stick instead.
- Hide pen in an umbrella handle.
- Give pen to church, claim it was, idk, used to sign Jesus’ death warrant. Have them hold on to it as a relic.
- Remove ink from pen. Leave in the stationery cupboard at a university. Assume no-one will want it, but no-one will bother to throw it out.
- Choose someone at random, give them the pen, tell them to keep it. Make sure evil forces don’t find out who you picked.
- Same, but hide it under the floorboards of a random house, without its occupants knowing.
- Using future-telling powers, give to a random future classmate of Einstein’s. Tell them to give it to Einstein when they meet him.
- Leave pen in the stationery cupboard of the relevant patent office (again without ink if necessary).
- Use future telling powers to work out how you’ll manage to hide the pen. Do that.
- Decide it doesn’t matter which exact pen Einstein uses. Go into the pen-selling industry anyway. Sell him a different pen when the time comes.
- Throw into a river, which probably then silts up and then changes course. Dig up from where the river used to be fifty years later.
- Bury pen in an area high in some mineral people might want in fifty year’s time but don’t at the moment (silicon? uranium?). Get in to the mining industry.
- Drop the pen in the ocean near the Netherlands. Dig up a tulip farm fifty years later.
- Leave the pen in the dead sea for a while, until a huge salt crystal forms around it. Donate to a museum as an interesting geological specimen.
- Bury the pen in an already-discovered archaeological site. (Become an archaeologist). Decide there was more to that area than was initially discovered, and dig it up further fifty years later.
answer by johnswentworth
· score: 13 (6 votes) · LW
) · GW
- Pen needs to be secure from 1855-1905, but recovered after that
- Depending on details, we may have some knowledge from the future
Other thoughts before diving in:
- Pen types have evolved over time - wikipedia says the ballpoint was invented around 1888
- A pen could dry out/break over 50 years; should probably keep it intact
- What type of pen did Einstein use? Apparently a fountain pen; even the exact brands/models are known (Pelikan and Waterman). Pelican didn’t produce fountain pens until 1929; Waterman was founded in 1884 and produced pens from the beginning. So, bottom line: as of 1855, we’re hiding a pen from the future. No wonder outside forces are after it; this is an extremely valuable item!
- Good luck sending a pen back in time without using relativity! If Einstein doesn’t write those papers, then the pen won’t have been here in the first place, so no need to worry about it. The pen will end up in Einstein’s hand one way or another.
- … ok, but doing things which are naively likely to result in time paradoxes is rather suicidal, so we should probably keep that pen safe. How about just put it in a box, bury it, then dig it back up in 50 years?
- Hide pen on a remote island which will not be visited by anyone until the early 20th century. (The British will probably have some surveying expeditions around that time, can catch a ride and pick it up.)
- Glue some big shiny jewels to the pen and contribute it to the Crown Jewels of England. Then steal it back later.
- … Problem is that if I can get the pen out of someplace, then so can someone else. Need to exploit some asymmetry - make it easy for me to find at the appropriate time, but hard for other people to find at other times.
- Launch the pen into space (inside a sufficiently-durable reentry vehicle) on a trajectory which will bring it back in 50 years.
- Issue a large bond which pays off in 50 years to the bearer of the pen. Then give the pen to a bank as collateral for a loan. The loan can be invested (using future-knowledge) to more than cover the cost of the large bond, and the bank will be incentivized to keep their pen safe. (This assumes no secondary market in bearer-pens.)
- Leave the pen on Antarctica, then catch a ride on the Discovery expedition (1901-1904)
- Problem reduction: after 1884, Waterman will manufacture similar pens, so we can use the leprechaun strategy.
- Go on the offensive: leave the pen in some readily accessible place, maybe even advertise its location in the newspaper, then shoot anyone who shows up to take it.
- Same as 10, except use a fake pen rather than risk the real one.
- Same as 10, except don’t bother actually ambushing people who show up. Just assume that opponents will see the obvious trap as an obvious trap, and thus will not bother trying to steal the (actually real) pen.
- Combine 10/11/12 with the leprechaun strategy: place many fake pens, all with traps, and advertise all their locations. Do the same with the real one.
- Ok, time to play on hard mode: make it so I myself won’t know where the pen is and/or can’t access it for 50 years (so the baddies can’t just e.g. torture the information out of me). Starting point: before travelling back in time, generate a pseudorandom number from a seed known to me using a computation which I will need 50 years to replicate. Use that random number to address an envelope containing the pen plus instructions and money for the recipient, then mail it after travelling back in time, all without looking at the address. Spend the next 50 years figuring out where the pen went, then go retrieve it.
- Attach the pen to a very durable weather balloon with a radio transmitter, then let it blow around randomly in the upper atmosphere for 30 years. Can go retrieve it after Marconi invents radio.
- Buy a replacement pen, and swap my replacement with the pen I thought was Einstein’s before my previous self goes back in time. Then use my previous self and his look-alike pen as a decoy.
- Seal the pen carefully, then hide it in some booze which is to be aged for 50 years. The booze’ owner will presumably keep it secure for 50 years - after all, security is probably a central concern for the sort of people who can actually manage to age booze for 50 years.
- Throw the pen someplace where it can only be retrieved by airplane.
- Can I make a variant of the leprechaun strategy where the relevant information is effectively time-locked for 50 years? I could number a whole bunch of pens with the true pen numbered 0, and have a few different trusted people randomly permute the pen-numbers. Those people could then each compute some function of the permutation they used, where the function is hard enough to invert that it will take me ~50 years to figure out all the permutations used.
- Put the pen in 50 envelopes, all nested, each containing instructions to wait one year then mail the envelope to a random person. The last envelope contains instructions to mail it back to me.
- Give the pen to some extremely paranoid and possessive person who I know will die in exactly 50 years, but give it to them on the condition that they leave it to me in their will.
- … actually, this makes 4 more viable: attach some big shiny gems to the pen, then give it away to some individual who will die in 50 years, on the condition that they will it back to me.
- Similar strategy: attach some big shiny gems, then loan the pen to a museum or something for 50 years.
- Plate the pen in gold. Pick a country which had net gold inflows for roughly the 50 year period (but net outflows toward the end), and exchange the gold-plated pen for currency. Hopefully it sits in the national vault for ~50 years, and then I can trade back for it.
- Start a betting market. Place a large bet that my pen will be stolen within the next 50 years.
- Main bottleneck so far is that I have few ways to couple to time: technical breakthroughs/exploration, leveraging the legal/financial system, and computational barriers. What else is there?
- Could always use a timer - e.g. 27, 32
- Astronomical events - e.g. 30, 31
- Other historical events - e.g. 36-38
- Leverage time travel some more - e.g. 33-35
- If the evildoers want to steal the pen but not destroy it, could put it in a safe with a mechanical time-lock rigged to explode if it’s opened in the next 50 years.
- Improvement on 19: choose a function for which serial computation of the inverse achieves large total-computational-resource savings over the best parallelizable algorithm, so opponents with large resources cannot invert it much faster than I can
- Convince someone with lots of resources the pen is from the future and therefore very valuable. Give it to them; they’ll protect it since it’s worth a lot. After Waterman starts producing the same pen, they’ll realize it’s worthless and you can buy it back for cheap.
- Put the pen in a buoyant container inside a nook in a rock adjacent to the ocean, so that it can only be accessed when an unusually high tide pushes up high enough, and such a high tide only occurs once every few decades.
- Shoot the pen into a passing comet, which won’t come back for several decades.
- Use the leprechaun trick, but write the true pen’s location/identifier on many pieces of paper, and lock them all in time-locked safes rigged to explode if tampered with. Ideally do all this without knowing the pen’s true location/identifier (similar to 19). Multiple copies ensure that the evildoers can’t just intentionally blow up one safe to destroy the information and prevent the pen from reaching Einstein - I’ll have plenty of backups.
- Intentionally lose the pen. Then, use the time machine later to send myself a message about where it ended up.
- Same as 33, but also encrypt the message. No sense taking chances about interception.
- Destroy the pen, then later use the time machine again to send myself the pen from before it was destroyed.
- Seal the pen in a (very) heat resistant container, and drop it into a volcano which will erupt in ~50 years.
- Seal the pen in concrete in the foundation of a building which will be demolished in ~50 years.
- Bury the pen in a time capsule which I know (from future knowledge) will not be dug up for 50 years.
- Drop the pen in a sealed, buoyant, brightly-colored container into a crevice in a glacier which will flow into the sea in ~50 years.
- Put the pen into a brightly-colored neutrally-buoyant vessel, and drop it into the ocean. The vessel should have a timer which, after 50 years, will drop some weights so it floats to the surface, and then make lots of noise and send out a radio signal.
- Different subproblem: after 50 years have passed, how can I ensure that I retrieve the pen, rather than the baddies? Starting point: spend 50 years leveraging my future-knowledge to acquire lots and lots of money, then just out-resource the baddies.
- For all of the pen-in-hard-to-access-location plans, can combine with leprechaun strategy: also hide many fake pens, so I know which one to retrieve and the baddies don’t.
- Also, it helps if I manage to remain anonymous. In that case, I can further improve the leprechaun strategy by bringing in assistants to go retrieve some of the fake pens.
- If I’m not anonymous, I can use look-alike assistants to retrieve fake pens.
- Since I’m presumably spending 50 years acquiring ridiculous amounts of material wealth, I could always just pay off the baddies.
- Rather than waiting until 1905, bring Einstein back to 1855 using the time machine. Maybe it will give him some inspiration ;)
- I could superglue the pen to my hand, so nobody can take it, and reapply the glue regularly for 50 years.
- … superglue wasn’t invented until 1942, so actually I’d have to make some first. On the plus side, presumably nobody will have any idea how to dissolve the stuff.
- Hide the pen in the barrel of a historical gun in a museum which won’t be moved for ~50 years
- Metastrategy: before actually doing any of the above, first run a mock test using a fake pen, publish the whole plan in the newspaper, and offer a reward to anyone who can break it. We call this: pen testing.
answer by ryan_b
· score: 11 (5 votes) · LW
) · GW
1. If there are evil forces, their are good forces; bargain with them for security.
2. Get rejected by good forces because of those paper’s role in the development of nuclear weapons; sneak it into their compound so they don’t know they are protecting it for me.
3. Prison smuggling.
4. Purchase lots of decoy pens, and put them around the world in medium security locations. Put two of them in conspicuously-higher security locations. They will never believe the second highly secure location is not the real pen.
5. The future is fixed. Do nothing unusual, because I know Einstein will get the pen anyway.
6. Infiltrate the evil forces’ security and/or archives establishment. Allow the pen to be obtained by them, and then entrusted to my care for the next 50 years. Plus, evil benefits package!
7. Throw the pen into the pile which is being sorted into boxes for sale, such that even I do not know where it winds up. Then buy all the pens of that type for sale in the shops between Einstein’s home and the patent office in 1905.
8. Get into the office supplies business, and secure the contract for supplying the patent office with pens and stationary. Even evil forces must cower in the face of bureaucracy. Engineer a retroactive sale by providing Einstein the pen, and bill him for losing it later.
9. Let evil obtain the pen, and then provide Einstein a better pen, yielding even more miraculous papers.
10. Lean on whatever mechanism granted me knowledge of the future to allow me to consistently foil the evil force’s plans.
11. Bargain with other evil forces to protect the pen, based on the argument it is necessary for the development of nuclear weapons.
12. Whine to whoever gave me the pen until they lower the requirements and I can get an A.
13. Tie the pen into a lambskin condom, and throw it on a lesser-used beach. No one examines used condoms too closely.
14. Safety deposit box. Dare they challenge the bank?
15. Hide inside a reliquary, and donate to the Vatican. Dare they challenge the Church?
16. Use the pen as collateral for a loan. If Evil obtains the pen, default on the loan on purpose, and have the repo man fetch it back.
17. Tell everyone the purpose of the pen and the situation with the evil forces. Almost no one will believe me, but it will be good enough to start a low-grade tourist attraction, allowing me to use the public eye to deter the evil forces.
18. More people will believe me than I thought. Use the credulous followers to form a militant order dedicated to the protection of the pen.
19. Put the pen in a steel container, then grow a tree around the container. For fast growing varieties, after the first few years the container will be concealed. When 1905 arrives, chop down the tree.
20. Bury the pen deeply. Much more shallowly, build a latrine on top of it. Dare they challenge the potty?
21. Skip the latrine. If I tell no one else it will be powerful difficult to find anyway.
22. Seal the pen in wax, then in a water-tight container. Bury it in diving distance off the coast.
23. Hide it in the concrete of a building being constructed, that I know will still have foundations in 1905.
24. Put the pen inside a different pen case, thus disguising it as a different kind of pen.
25. Put the pen in the mail, and ship it to a distant location. Travel to that location simultaneously, then ship it back. Repeat for 50 years. Dare they challenge the post office?
26. Put the pen inside a slightly larger pen body, thus disguising it as a different specific pen.
27. Sneak into a museum and put the pen in with some famous “Pen Used to Sign the Treaty of X” exhibit, and let the museum do the heavy lifting.
28. Create an elaborate series of treasure maps depicting the location of the pen. The maps are false, the pen is in my sock drawer.
29. Under the floorboards of my fabulous 19th century home.
30. If evil draws too close, get a 19th century home in Prague, and use the vampires to dissuade the evil forces.
31. Get to America and persuade Tesla to build an electric security system for the pen.
32. Join the military, spend the next 50 years surrounded by devoted comrades-in-arms. Carry pen in boot. Try not to accidentally win the Franco-Prussian War for France.
33. Persuade Otto von Bismarck of the importance of this pen to securing the place of the German Empire in history, and peace in future Europe.
34. Identify which part of the world is least vulnerable to the forces of evil. Immigrate there.
35. Accidentally choose the Congo Free State, realize this is evil forces headquarters. Flee north to become a hermit in the desert.
36. Become a rancher or pastoralist, and hide the pen inside several generations of livestock.
37. Become a dirigible pilot, and store the pen on an airship that spends most of its time in the sky.
38. Melt the components of the pen down into several different, small items. In 1904, commence reconstruction of these items into the original pen.
39. Pen of Theseus: replace the parts systematically over time, but never use the pen. Keep the old parts, and then build the old pen again. In this way there will be more then one genuine pen.
40. Hide the pen on the body of someone who is to be buried. Preferably not friend or family; grave robbing kith and kin is not cool.
41. Go on offense, and systematically murder every member of said evil forces.
42. In case of supernatural evil forces, learn sorcery and systematically bind or banish the evil forces.
43. Join up with whoever the evil forces arch-nemesis is. Presumably good.
44. Join up with whoever the evil forces chief rivals are. Presumably evil, and better at offense as a result.
45. #18, but dedicate the militant order to exterminating the evil forces.
46. #4 and #28 at the same time, but some maps lead to decoy pens and some lead nowhere, and some decoy pens have no map. Evil gives up in frustration.
47. Go into the pen business, and manufacture the decoys myself. Have just one prominently displayed as “Pen #1”, wail and gnash my teeth when it is stolen. The real one is still in the sock drawer.
48. Give or sell the pen to a series of other geniuses, like Kelvin, Cournot, and Gibbs. Retrieve the pen in 1905, it having absorbed their powers and put thermodynamics on a MUCH better footing early on.
49. The dead hand: put the pen in a series of explosive devices, upgrading as improvements become available (black powder -> dynamite -> munitions). I win, or everyone loses. Avoid house fires.
50. Join navy, spend next 50 years on a ship.
comment by Slider
· score: 1 (1 votes) · LW
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The whole line of reasoning of:
Do they dare X?
Especially moral restrictions like X would be sacrilidge.
Had a lot of stuff that didn't register for me at all. In general making it possible for them to fail rather than make it impossible to succeed.
comment by ryan_b
· score: 2 (1 votes) · LW
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Yep; those are a series of bets, where I substituted another group's resources for mine. I couldn't conceive of any way to make it impossible for them to succeed owing to the constraint that I need to deliver the pen to Einstein. The best I can do with information is make sure neither I nor the evil forces know where it is, but this prevents me from getting the pen back. Anything that exploits an information imbalance fails in the face of basic things like "evil already has you under surveillance - now they know too."
The underspecification of the question is to give us degrees of freedom to play with, but the thing is that freedom is symmetric: who knows how many sinister soups into which the forces of evil have dipped their dastardly digits?
answer by Max Dalton
· score: 10 (2 votes) · LW
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The main thing I noticed doing this is that my brain really wants to come up with clever solutions. A lot of obvious but non-clever solutions came later.
- Bury it in a completely random place on the earth in a secure box, making sure I wasn't followed, record the location exactly
- Put it in a bank vault
- Make friends with someone who guards the crown jewels, ask them to slip it under the cushion that the crown rests on
- Find a lot of identical pens, mix it in with them
- Put it in my mother-in-law's kitchen drawer
- Put it in a well-insulated box in a satellite whose orbit will decay in 50 years
- Donate it to the Swiss patent office
- Slip it in to the Swiss patent office (visit and put it in someone's desk)
- Split it into pieces (cartridge, top half, bottom half etc) and attach those pieces to pieces taken from identical pens, so there are now three pens. Don't tell anyone, they hopefully won't catch on
- weld the pen into another object
- hide it inside a lamppost
- Hide it inside a drainage pipe
- Melt the constituent parts of the pen down into another form
- Bury it in my back yard
- Give it to Einstein's grandma
- Give it to Einstein's school
- Buld it into a piece of furniture (e.g. a door)
- Hide it in a Cluedo set
- Attach it to a flotation device and a GPS tracker and set it adrift in the middle of an ocean
- Place it in the foundations of a building that I know will be torn down in 50 years time
- Camouflage it
- Feed it to a cow
- Tie it to the top of the empire state building
- Tie it under the golden gate bridge
- Put it in the edge of a picture frame
- Attach it to a magnet in CERN
- Give it to the Royal Society, tell them what it is, ask them to hide it
- Sink it to the bottom of the marinas trench, or somewhere less obvious
- Give it to them - they'll be so shocked they won't believe it's the real one
- Remove any identifying marks, and set up a company to mass-produce such pens, slip it in with the others
- Give it to a randomly-selected person
- Get it lost in the post
- Put it in a high-altitude balloon with a timer set to detonate the balloon after 50 years, allowing the pen to fall to earth
- Get it caught in a whale's balleen
- Tie it to an Elephant's tusk
- Hide it inside a piano
- Hide it inside a hollow book
- Hide it inside an oven
- Hide it in a toilet cistern
- Stick it underneath a fridge
- Put it in the stuffing of a sofa
- Hide it inside the handle of a fishing rod
- Hide it under a railway line, inside a groove in a sleeper
- Bury it at a (full) landfill site
- Put it at the top of a redwood, buried in the bark
- Hide it in a cave
- Go to antarctica, melt a circle of ice, throw it in, so that it ends up encased in a piece of ice
- Hide it in their own house, so they won't look for it
- Spread as many rumours and as much misinformation about the pen as possible, to throw them off the scent, then just keep it
- Hide it inside a really ugly pencil case
answer by Yonge
· score: 10 (4 votes) · LW
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1) Dig a hole in the garden and hide it there.
2) Put it in a waterproof pouch at the bottom of the local pond
3) Put it in the same container I use to store the pens I normally use for writing
4) Put it in a pen museum
5) Hide it under the floorboards in my house
6) Put it in a safe in a bank
7) Leave it permanently in my trouser pocket
8) Have a risky surgical operation to open a cut in my body, insert the pen then seal the wound, and cut it out in 50 years time
9) Hide it in a cave
10) Go and live as a hermit in Antarctica for 50 years. Keep pen with me at all times
11) Have it stored with the crown jewels
12) Sew it into my coat
13) Put it into a puzzle box
14) Hide it at the top of a tree in a forest
15) Break into the villains den and attach it to the bottom of their leaders throne
16) Hide it under the altar in the local church
17) Hollow out a flagpole, insert pen into hole
18) Hide it under some rocks at the top of a hard to climb mountain
19) Hide it at the bottom of a barrel of beer in the cellar
20) Remove a stone from a wall, insert pen, then cover it up with a narrower stone
21) Bury it in a grave
22) Put it on a fishing boat, and sink the boat out at sea
23) Start a pen making company. Make lots of identical pens. Hide it amongst the masses.
24) Put in down the back of the sofa
25) Hide it under my bed
26) Hide it in a priest hole
27) Let the villains find a fake copy of the pen so they give up and stop looking. The real pen can then be left on display on my mantlepiece.
28) If a small piece of a pen is removed and replaced it is still considered to be the same pen. Repeat this many times until there is nothing of the original left. As there is nothing of the original left the villains won't recognise it as the pen they are after and it can be left in plain sight.
29) Dismantle the pen into its component pieces. Put them into a container. The villains are too stupid to recognise they are the components of the pen so they can be left in the open. Reassemble the pen in fifty years.
30) Join the villains. Use position of influence within their organisation to misdirect their search in the wrong direction.
31) Spread rumours that it has been hidden somewhere else to misdirect their search.
32) Build a model of a ship. Hide pen inside the model.
33) Hide it down the spine of a book.
34) Use the pen as the pointer on a weather vane, and put it on the roof.
35) Create an early modern art style exhibition. Amongst all the junk no one will notice the pen.
36) Incorporate the pen into a wind chime in the garden.
37) Frame the villains for murder, they won't be finding the pen after they've been hanged.
38) Just make a pre-emptive strike and kill all the villains myself.
39) Add some decorations to the pen so in no longer looks like what they are expecting. They can be removed in 50 years time.
40) Give the pen to a trusted friend the villains don't know about to hide it, then go on an expedition travelling around the world to lead them on a wild goose chase.
41) Join the army, and keep the pen on me. The villains will have a hard time searching for it whilst I am surrounded by a lot of heavily armed people.
42) Join an expedition to explore the Amazon at the last moment. taking the pen with me; they will have a hard time following me.
43) Bury it in the zoo in a cage containing a lot of extremely dangerous animals. Even if they figure out where it is hidden they may be too frightened to risk going after it.
44) Bribe the local police to hide it in the police station
45) In an emergency it could be temporarily hidden up someones bottom
46) As absolute dictator of my country I will ban pens, and require that they are all handed over to me, and buried in a secure vault under my palace. Even if the villains can breach security they will have a hard time finding the one they want amongst all the confiscated pens.
47) Just hand it over to them. They refuse to believe that this is the real pen because I would never hand it over to them and throw it away so I can recover it later. As a result they look everywhere for the pen except where it actually is.
48) Let them have the pen, then steal it back from them later, replacing it with a fake. As they believe they have the pen they won't search for it so hiding it from them is trivial.
49) Hide it inside a grandfather clock
50) When they come to interrogate me try and engage them in a long conversation, preferably one which involves them boasting about their future plans; whilst my friend goes out the back door to take the pen to a safer location.
answer by knite
· score: 10 (4 votes) · LW
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Phew, this was hard! 50 is pretty hard, there's a lot of value in pushing yourself to do even 30. Another option for next time is to time limit instead: "you have 15 minutes, how many ways can you think of?"
Here are my 50:
Dig a hole and bury it
Disassemble it and give each piece to a trusted family
Place it into a lockbox at a reputable bank
Store it in a drawer and include detailed instructions in my will
Find Einstein's parents and give them the pen
Place it in a drawer with a sealed letter describing what should be done if found
Put it in a tree's branches
Carve a hole in a tree trunk and place it in the hole
Seal it in a chest and drop it in a lake with an anchor
Glue it to one of those tortoises that lives a long time
Photograph or draw it, make a replica in 50 years
Keep it in an important document like my passport, moving it each time I renew
Convince the Pope the pen is holy and must be preserved
Convince a museum the pen is fine art and should be displayed
Carry it everywhere I go
Give it to a stranger with a promise to pay them if they return it in a year. Repeat 50 times
Become a head of state and pass a law to protect the pen
Start a pen manufacturing company and produce millions of copies of the pen
Start a pen-worshipping cult
Negotiate with the evil forces to return the pen to me later
Convince the evil forces to give the pen to Einstein
Place it in a sewer
Start a family and teach my kids to protect the pen
Join the evil forces, work my way to power, and change the organization's objective
Infiltrate the evil forces and assassinate their leadership
Give the evil forces a counterfeit pen
Change my name so the evil forces can't find me
Become a hermit living in a cave
Learn self-defense to protect the pen if attacked by evil forces
Hand the evil forces the pen and then take it back, as they "obtained" it
Give the evil forces the part of the pen they want and replace it
Invent time travel and send the pen to the future
Invent space travel and send the pen to space
Place the pen in a body to be buried
Place the pen in the foundation of a new building
Shoot the pen high into the atmosphere so that it circles the earth for 50 years before landing
Place at the bottom of a jar of pennies
Place at the bottom of a chewing tobacco spittoon
Disguise as a record player's needle
Just keep it on my desk amongst my regular pens
Hide it in a residential attic
Hide it in a mattress
Hire a private security team to guard the pen
Protect the pen in a secure facility with booby traps
Convince the evil forces they don't really want the pen
Hide the pen in the handle of a sword
Ass pen (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w12RKy966OU)
Start a foundation and place the pen in trust
Tag someone else "it", now they have to hide the pen
Forget about the pen, Einstein will probably write his papers anyway
answer by Tetraspace Grouping
· score: 10 (4 votes) · LW
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The annotations that some other people have put on their lists to show their thinking process as well as the list of assumptions at the start, have been interesting - I haven't done this this time, but it seems like something worth trying next time.
Keep it in my pocket the whole time.
Locked safe down the Marianas trench.
Am I a time traveller? Is that how I know? If so, hide it in dinosaur times, long before the evil forces lived.
Or hide it in the far future, long after the evil forces lived.
Send it into orbit.
Land it on the moon. Can't quite think of a way to achieve this, though. Any ideas?
Bury it in a geologically stable location and dig it up later as if it were nuclear waste.
Hide it in a gangster's treasure box hidden under some foliage, a la 20200.
Start a pen manufacturing company and create many, many identical pens. They won't be able to tell which one it is.
Eat the pen. Repeatedly, each time it passes through. For 50 years.
Find the guy with 10 years' worth of energy. Lock them in a room. Offer them their freedom if and only if they vow to protect the pen.
Surgically implant the pen under my skin (hope it's not made of biologically active materials).
Hidden safe in the walls of the house.
Hidden safe in the attic of the house.
Swiss bank vault (we had those in 1855, right?).
Inside a bottle of wine that will be aged to become a 50-year vintage in 1950.
Write a book on effective altruism (using the pen, of course) - there are probably some good cause areas around in 1855 to use as examples. They will read it, and cease to be evil, thus removing their motivation to acquire the pen.
Give Babbage some pointers on making his difference engine not suck, beginning an early steampunk cybersingularity, and ask the Great Brass Mind how to hide the pen.
Give the pen to my well-connected close friend, [famous person who lived in 1855], providing them with the same evidence I used to find that Einstein would need it.
Select, completely randomly, a point on the surface of the Earth. Bury it under a small amount of earth. Security through obscurity!
Replace each component of the pen, one at a time, until you have two pens: the old pen, and a new pen that's atom-for-item identical to the original pen. Let the evil forces find the new pen.
Create a replica of the first pen and let the evil forces find it, so that they stop looking.
Bribe every grunt of the evil forces who comes looking for your pen.
Like 10), but the other end; at that point they won't want to find it, even if they know where it is.
Find Einstein's parents. Offer them this treasured family heirloom. They will keep it safe and Einstein will inherit it.
Paint the pen black and put in in a soot-filled chimney.
Find Oliver Twist and Fagin, or some other group of Victorian urchins, who are ubiquitous in this age. Hire Fagin's street urchins to come up with and then red-team test 50-year security plans for the pen.
Become a miserly industrialist, refusing even to give my workers a day off for Christmas. When three ghosts come to visit, use information from the Ghost of Christmas Future to divine the manner in which the evil forces retrieve the pen, and make countermeasures.
All of these plans have some chance of failing, so I can obviously tolerate that. Hence, bet my money at very, very long odds - in the small sliver of timelines in which I succeed, use my money to buy out the evil forces entirely.
Call my friends at the time commission for backup. C'mon, we can't just forget about protocol here.
Go on an expedition to the Arctic and hide it in the inhospitable ice; I could probably talk some guys in pith helmets into giving me backup.
Or to the deepest jungles of the dark continent of Africa; likewise with the pith helments.
Or to the source of the Nile.
Or to the summit of the Mt. Everest or K2 or whatever's going to be most awkward for the evil forces..
Or to the Antarctic, which is colder than the Arctic in the middle part.
Or to the deserts of Australia.
Found a cult of Defending the Pen, perhaps using song lyrics from the future as substitute mystical wisdom.
Ask the longer-haired, wiser, and older version of myself who just gave me this quest for advice, since they're still standing there. Follow their advice.
Bury the pen deep in a coal mine.
Keep your head down and don't tell anyone that it's -you- who has the pen - it's not like the evil forces have any reason to suspect that, unless you give them a good reason to, like boostrapping the world to nanotech using future knowledge or something. Haha. Heh.
Hide the pen under my top hat; since it's 1855, that won't look unusual.
Dismantle the pen and hide the seven components throughout the world using techniques described above and below; being smaller, they'll be harder to find.
Join the evil forces as a simple masked minion; working for them, they won't suspect you have the pen, until one day as the second-in-command you usurp the leader (as it tradition).
Message in a bottle to the North Sentinel Island, who will repel outsiders including the evil forces.
Give a speech that's something like "evil forces, you really want to mess with me? I can leap to the moon in a single bound, and that's just to save me pulling it to ground, which I can also do. You once tried to trap me in a room and I took down your mothership's entire network before tearing it to shreds. This planet, and this pen specifically, is under my protection. Return to your galaxy," probably with dramatic orchestral music playing in the background, and then the evil forces will leave.
Check your Messing-with-Time-Wongle, standard issue equipment for all time travellers with missions to defend artefacts that are important to the timeline. Notice that the LED on it flashes green. Precommit to only sending a "green" signal to your MwTW in 50 years if the pen reaches Einstein successfully. Now Time will bend to ensure the pen is not found.
Freeze the pen in liquid nitrogen. It will now be too cold for the evil forces to touch.
The evil forces that I'm leader of, remember. Obviously my disloyal second-in-command will take umbrage if I seem not to be looking for the pen at all - I'm fairly sure they're a time traveller here to prevent Einstein from laying the physics foundations for the nuclear weapons that will destroy the world in the mid-20th century or something like that, and they keep scribbling notes on this list of about 50 items - but I can still direct them to the wrong place for 50 years. Hey, I think I saw the pen-keeper go into the middle of the Antarctic to launch a rocket!
Bury the pen in a large heap of explosives that only I know how to disarm - WWII mines are still dangerous so them being stable for 50 years should work.
Tie the pen to my ankle, everywhere I go - the traditional mores of the 19th century would make it scandalous for the evil forces to retrieve it from there!
Melt down the pen into a block of ordinary looking gunk. Remake the pen when needed years later.
answer by WrongPlanet
· score: 9 (2 votes) · LW
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So, my first "actual" comment:
- Implant the pen into my body.
- Hide it in an umbrella, but also integrate a weapon (Mycroft Holmes Style) to have good non-pen reason to carry it allround all the time.
- Every few months change one's identity and the hiding spot.
- Struggle to keep it hidden till Einstein is of age to think about a good solution. Ask him inderectly.
- Charm the pen with partial transfiguration since it is known for being not possible. Therefore it cannot be the pen.
- Make it look like something else: stick, wand etc.
- Weren't there somebody who could swallow various items and get them easily back out? Learn that skill to hide the pen.
- Contact a ravenclaw, ask for help, in exchange they will be able to read the miracle papers.
- Build a time machine or accidently find one which somebody lost, notice confusion & be curious, push a few buttons, land in 2020, survive, find out about computers, the internet and LessWrong. Ask the community indirectly about hiding ideas for Einstein's pen (for example you could create bubble challenges)
- The Effective Altruism Community might also be a ... äh... "Anlaufstelle".
- With the help of an magic hat turn the pen into a white rabbit, change it back and forth now and then to prevent it from dying,
- Buy lots and lots of pens, keep the original and drop/trade/gift /whatever them (afterwards you have to clean up of course).
- Glue a flower on it and wear a bun with your self made hairstick.
- Make a fire and "burn" the pen (the thing where the fire is on top should have a hole somewhere, where it can be dropped in), while laughing evilly. Use the moment of confusion and make a run for it. Carry on for fifty years.
- Put it in the ground and let plants grow over it.
- Sew secret pockets in your clothes.
- If it is likely that the evil forces find and torture you one day: Give your best friend a letter which she will return in fifty years, which asks you to find something and sell it to someone. In exchange you will get reward. Hide the pen and than get wasted. Live peacefully as much as possible.
- Put it in a safe.
- Put it in a hollowed-out book and hide it in your library -> evil forces are not truth seeking fellows.
- Hide it in a grave.
- Let it be blessed by a priest or something.
- Pour it in resin. For example as a table top.
- Do not do anything, let time travelers solve the problem which lead to their future misery/slow progress.
- Everytime the evil forces come too close, I just sing to keep them away.
- Try to sell it to the evil forces but change the conditions last minute everytime or make the conditions not obviously impossible, so that they try fifty years to meet them.
- Hide it in your diary.
- Hide it under you pillow.
- okay this one is weird... (I forgot what was weird so here is another one): Have a house, remove loose brick, insert pen, insert brick.
- Hide it on the doorframe or under the door rug (works always).
- Put it in an handbag of an old woman (if you feel bad for the old woman: be the old woman)
- Make the best of the situation and decide to finally go see the world (constantly move around)
- Marry a rich and important person, use them to your advantage.
- Hide it in those big gowns, your own or seduce somebody.
- If the pen is not really big you can hide it in those special belts.
- Use it as the starter for a bomb (if it gets removed, the bomb explodes(under the condition that the evil forces are not immun and not suicidal)), expiry date in fifty years.
- Send it around, but make the evil forces believe that you still have it on yourself.
- Put it in the ground, where a house is supposed to be build.
- Wear it as a necklace hidden under your clothes.
- Get a witch to help you. Might be interested in miracle papers.
- Learn how to hold great speeches. Manipulate other people so they fight and distract the evil forces.
- My dog can teleport himself. He should be easily able to fend evil forces for fifty years off.
- Wear boots, put pen inside.
- Hide it in a picture frame.
- Hide it in the thing a horse wears, train it so that it kicks everything and anyone who is not you.
- Get Sherlock to help you.
- Hide it inside the bible or crucifix.
- Get people to worship and defend the pen at all costs in combination with a prophecy about you getting it back in fifty years.
- Hide it in a secret space in the floor.
- Put a note on it "Not of interest in any way" or charm it in a way that evil forces cannot perceive it in any way.
- Put it like a candle in a chandelier.
I hope this is okay :)
answer by Harmless
· score: 9 (3 votes) · LW
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- Keep it in your pocket
- Hide it inside a chair leg
- Bury in it your garden
- Attach a weight to it and throw it over a pier into the ocean (use a fishing magnet to retrieve)
- Surgically implant it in yourself
- Surgically implant it in a volunteer
- Use your bank's safe deposit box
- Pay someone else to hide it for you
- Hide it inside a notable artifact that's already in a museum
- Hide it inside a public monument, so you know that it'll be safe over the duration
- Decoy pen
- Make a chest of drawers with a false bottom
- Hide it in a regular chest of drawers, underneath all the clothes
- Place it underneath the floorboards
- Disassemble it and reassemble its components into non-pen objects then reassemble it later
- Dissolve it in acid (a nobel prize winner once used this to hide their medal)
- Invent thermos flasks, and once they are popularised hide the pen in the vacuum between the exterior wall and the interior wall
- Sneak into a construction site, and bury the pen underneath drying concrete
- Hide it in an attic
- Hide it in a basement
- Hde it inside a tree
- Bury it underneath the ballast of a railway track
- Dissasemble it into single-material components, and then surround each component with a block of identical material. Use as paperweights
- Hide it in between the double walls of a house
- Invent bin liners. Hide between a bin and its bin liner
- Cut open a teddy bear, and hide inside
- Make a plumbing-standard pipe, with a mesh at each end. Hide pen inside pipe. Insert into your plumbing system
- Hide it inside a hat
- Coat in precious metals, attach a chain, wear as jewelry
- Hide inside a fake book
- Hide inside skirting boards
- Hide inside a door frame
- Hide inside a door
- Hide inside the barrel of a gun
- Hide inside the shaft of a spear
- Hide inside a rail on which curtains are mounted
- Hide on top of a tall shelf to tall for the forces of evil to reach
- Give it to a miner to hide inside a mine
- Hide it inside a teacher's cane
- Hide it inside a window pane
- Hide it on the underside of a train (if the force of evil are blindly following magic einstein-pen-trackers this should throw them for a loop)
- Sneak it onto a ship under construction, and hide it inside the material of the ship
- Give to someone onboard a ship you know will sink on that voyage and whose wreck will not be investigated for the relevant duration
- Hide it inside a corpse's burial clothes
- Hide it inside a casket/coffin/whatever-is-the-correct-name-for-the-boxes-people-are-buried-in
- Reveal myself to a government of my choice and explain the dilemma. Leave the hiding to them
- Throw it up into a gap inside the ornaments on the roof of a historical building
- Hide inside a walking stick
- Disguise as a different type of pen. Gift to political leader (so it will be both safe and well-kept)
- Hide inside a conductor's baton
Time: 47 minutes
A couple of times I found myself adding an 'honourable mentions' box, and then finding a way to include it in the main list ('Gift it to someone -> that's not exactly hiding it -> disguise it first' and 'Hide it underneath a bin liner -> bin liners weren't invented yet -> invent bin liners first'). I used some somewhat absurd solutions the previous two challenges, and inspired by the more down-to-earth answers of others so I tried to limit myself to the possible (nothing outside the technology range available to me, so no inventing AIs to do the job for me) although in the spirit of babble I generally tried to make every idea somewhat workable.
answer by Bucky
· score: 9 (4 votes) · LW
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Places to hide:
- Buried (waterproof box)
- Inside a wall cavity
- Bank safety deposit box
- Inside hollow tree
- Get put in jail, hide pen in wall of cell. Get put back in jail 49.5 years later and recover pen
- Give it to someone more responsible than me
- Implant into body
- Bluff the evil forces – just hide in plain sight, use it every day
- Give it to the queen to store with the crown jewels
- Turn it into an art sculpture, hide in plain sight
- Melt down, remanufacture when required using the melted remains
- Keep it in my pocket
- Hide it in a sewer
- In a crypt
- Behind a brick in the great wall of China
- Inside Fort Knox (or wherever gold reserves were held at the time!)
- Sole of a shoe
- Get the president to sign something important with it, get it put in a museum under guard
- Mould it inside a brick
- Hide in the masonry of Pont des Invalides (or other 1855 structure of your choice)
- Inside a statue
- Inside hollowed out book
- Behind false wall
- Change appearance of pen (different colour?) as long as it is reversible
- Inside a clock
Ways to make sure it gets to him if I die:
- Start a conspiracy to keep it
- Publicise to world what is happening, bring the evil forces out into the light
- Hide it at the end of a treasure hunt with each clue more fiendish than the last. If you die, make sure Einstein gets the first clue, he can take it from there
- Hide it in the Bern patent office in a packet with his name on it
- Write a set of instructions on how to get the pen, give letter to Western Union to guarantee delivery at the correct time
- Go to Colorado, hide addressed envelope with Brachiosaurus fossils and re-cover the fossils, ready for them to be dug up in 1903.
Ways to confound evil forces:
- Learn how to lose a tail when on my way to hide the pen
- Pretend to hide it in multiple places
- Pretend to give it to multiple people so they don’t know who to follow
- Go all-out attack on the evil forces
- Put booby traps around hiding place
- Put booby traps elsewhere to misdirect
- Make multiple indistinguishable copies and hide all of them
- Ensure evil forces don’t know I ever had it
- If unsuccessful, give it to someone else, commit suicide so they can’t find out who I gave it to
- Don’t worry about it, he can probably use whatever pen and still get the same result
- Otherwise, use magic pen to try to write miracle papers myself
- Buy lots of identical pens which will work just as well
- Reverse engineer pen if no similar pens available
- Apply magical foresight to foresee all attempts at theft and prevent them
- Rely on determinism – apparently I already know he will write with this pen
- Use my knowledge of modern technology to make loads of money to help with effort
- Hide it in one of infinitely many sets each of which contains infinitely many elements, await for Ernst Zermelo to formulate his axiom of choice (1904) to allow me to arbitrarily pick it from the relevant set
answer by jacobjacob
· score: 9 (4 votes) · LW
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Time was 41 min.
- Secret pocket inside my coat.
- Convince industrialists to produce a million similar pens. Evil forces won't know the true one.
- Send a hundred accomplices to bury boxes in secret spots. One box contains the pen, only I know which.
- Just use it and leave it around as I would any normal pen. Evil forces will think it a trick, but it's actually just hiding there in plain sight.
- Disassemble pen into components, give one component to each of a set of trusted accomplices across the world.
- Launch it into orbit, inside a safe box, in such a way that it returns in about 50 years.
- 7 Find some dam or lake that predictably will run out of water in close to 50 years. Hide it at the bottom in a safe box.
- 8 Stage some hiding plot that seems kinda smart, and like I kinda tried, and get evil forces to steal pen from it, and act like "Oh no, I lost the pen, I didn't predict this, awful" -- while all along keeping a safe one in a locked safe in my room.
- 9 Devise some sort of safe algorithm where a chain of people can 1) each give the pen to each other, 2) no one knows the full extent of the chain, and 3) the chain is retraceable in 50 years for anyone who obtains some cryptographic key. Not sure how the algorithmic details would work.
- 10 Hide inside core of tree. Chop out later.
- 11 Inside block of granite in newly constructed building.
- 12 Convince evil forces that the true "pen" is actually some weird symbolic thing, like in the Da Vinci Code, and have them abandon search for true pen.
- 13 Create cult dedicated to developing extremely powerful physical and mental abilities, have them always surround and protect pen.
- 14 Inside jawbreaker that takes 50 years to get through. Also become a candy shop owner for plausible deniability about why I have that massive jawbreaker.
- 15 How much do I know about the miracle papers? If a lot, convince some other physicist I am a genius, gain their trust, and enlist their intelligence to help me think of a good hiding spot
- 16 Write the miracle papers now, but leave out one final symbol. Remove a tiny piece of the mechanism of the pen such that one can painstakingly use it to write the final symbol in 1905. Have the remaining 95% of the pen by stolen by evil forces who'll then stop looking.
- 17 Store it up your a**, like Cristopher Walken in Pulp Fiction. Sorry Einstein, it was for the greater good!
- 18 Surgical implant of pen.
- 19 Store copies of identical pens inside each book in a library. Only you know the true one.
- 20 Well, I know I will sell it to him. So I'll just give it to a random guy on the street in a foreign country; never knowing where it will end up, yet trusting that history is such that it will make its way back to me in 50 years.
- 21 Infiltrate some holy organisation, like the Vatican, and store it in a mega holy place that no one else is allowed to visit.
- 22 One of those elite Swiss safe deposit boxes.
- 23 Melt the pen. Store liquid in decorative jar. Re-mold pen when it's time.
- 24 Change my name, identity and appearance, such that evil forces don't know I am the one hiding the pen. Keep it on me at all times.
- 25 Hide it a dental prosthesis I wear
- 26 Have a long-lived bird swallow it. Become a bird watcher and friends with the bird. Take it back in 50 years.
- 27 Do lots of exposure therapy and become desensitised to scary things like snakes and spiders. Hide pen among a bunch of those scary things.
- 28 Enlist President of United States in quest -- give him pen, and ask him to keep it safe until it's time.
- 29 Inside a particular slice of train track.
- 30 Deep in mill
- 31 Deep in well
- 32 Deep inside bush of big thorns. Secretly dig tunnel underneath to get it out.
- 33 Hidden compartment in wall in London sewers.
- 34 Make pen the most treasured item of a dangerous, long-lived beast, who will protect it with its life, except from me, who tamed the beast.
- 35 Stage a fake accident where pen is destroyed.
- 36 Give it to a band of circus performers who'll pass it on down the generations -- no one can steal it from a juggler!
- 37 Make it bendable and hide it in a wrist-watch
- 38 Hide in a really difficult hall of mirrors
- 39 Steal something of value to the kidnappers, and threaten to destroy it if they make an attempt for the pen
- 40 Make the secrets of the pen a massive public sensation, and have the pen be hidden in a clearly visible public place
- 41 Offer some government/other powerful actors to run experiments on your magical premonition in exchange for keeping the pen safe
- 42 Convince evil forces that, of course, the pen is actually a piece of blackboard chalk. That's what they should be looking for. (Though, actually, it's not)
- 43 Get dreadlocks, hide it in one of them
- 44 Display it as a museum piece, while claiming that piece to be an entirely different pen
- 45 Somehow erase your memory (e.g. by hitting yourself in the head very hard), but build a system which pre-commits you to selling pens to Einstein in the future. Let history unfold.
- 46 Super heavy and hard-to-break box, with an advanced cryptographic lock that can only be opened with a secret key, where a process has been set in motion to only return the key you in 50 years. (Need to spell out what the "setting in motion" means.) If the box can be good enough, this is actually really helpful -- because changes the problem to one of hiding a piece of information for 50 years, rather than a physical pen.
- 47 Just use the part of the postal service which delivers items to yourself at a particular date in the future, of your choosing. (Sweden has this.)
- 48 Try to reason with evil forces. Maybe you can strike a bargain -- what if they get the pen in like 51 years, when Einstein is done using it for the miracle papers?
- 49 Embed it inside of your family's finest cutlery
- 50 Auction it off to the highest bidder. Who says I have to follow the plot? I can just get rich and go do other useful stuff!
- 51 Enlist the Queen of England in the plot and get her to guard it.
answer by Mark Xu
· score: 9 (3 votes) · LW
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Thanks for doing these. They're really fun.
- put it on a spacecraft that will be pretty much inaccessible for 50 years
- put it in a big box in a volcano
- bury it in a random place on the ground
- drop in into a deep ocean with a gps locator that will only activate after 50 years
- scan the pen store digital copies in many places. It no longer matters if evil forces get access to the pen.
- sell Einstein a different pen
- become a pen collector. The evil forces will not know which pen to steal.
- put it on the moon
- go inside a locked room and somehow have energy to not have to leave for 50 years
- put it in your pocket
- purchase safety deposit boxes in every major bank
- break the pen into a bunch of pieces and scatter then across the globe
- melt part of the ice in Antarctica and freeze the pen there
- pay money to the forces of good to prevent the forces of evil from acquiring the pen
- store the pen in your bag of holding
- you probably don't have to hide it for evil forces to not be able to get it. It's pretty hard to find a random pen without other identifying markers and they can't afford to obtain every pen.
- fort knox
- put it in a lake of poison on an island surrounded by inferni
- stare at the pen for a long time to burn it into your memory. Destroy it and hope that neuroscience will advance far enough for the pen to be reconstructed from memory (and that your memory is reliable enough).
- spin it fast enough that no one can grab onto if for fifty years.
- sell it to Einstein today
- travel 50 years into the future
- eat it
- have surgery and put the pen somewhere in your body
- put the pen somewhere in someone else's body. Bonus points if they're part of the evil forces.
- put it in your ear
- lose it under the couch. Nothing ever gets found from under the couch in less than 50 years.
- Put it in the wet concrete of a random building that is currently being constructed.
- mail it to a confusing place and hope the UPS loses it for 50 years
- fly somewhere and hope the TSA loses it for 50 years
- put it in a shoebox under your bed
- give it to the evil forces immediately. Once they have it, they'll get bored of it. Acquire it again in 50 years.
- put it under your pillow along with children's teeth. The tooth fairy will take it. Buy it back with more teeth in 50 years.
- melt it in acetone. Sell the acetone to Einstein and tell him it's a pen. His confusion will cause him to write even more miraculous papers.
- put it in a dumpster with a gps locator that will activate itself in 50 years.
- cut open a young tree and put the pen inside, letting the tree grow around it.
- put it in a glass bottle and throw it into the ocean. By literary convention, someone will find it in 50 years.
- put the pen in a massive set of recursive envelopes, each one instructing the recipient to mail the set to the next person. Time it so that you get the pen back in 50 years.
- attend events that you think are very impactful. Wait for time travelers. Politely ask the time travelers to send the pen 50 years into the future.
- politely ask the evil forces to stop being evil.
- melt the pen and craft it into a different object. Reconstruct the pen in 50 years.
- use that spell from harry potter that prevents anyone from knowing the location of a building.
- tell everyone you know it's a treasured heirloom. Die. You will be buried with the pen. Have one of the ancestors dig up the pen and sell it to Einstein.
- spend a lot of your time trying to hide a pencil instead. The evil forces will assume that they misremembered and are actually trying to obtain the pencil. Cackle.
- Replace each part of the pen with an identical part creating Theseus's Pen. The resulting philosophical confusion will drive the evil forces mad.
- Sell the evil forces the pen for a high price. Invest the money. 50 years later, you will be rich and easily able to buy the pen back.
- Join the evil forces. Now they have the pen, so they are content. Obtain a high rank in 50 years and sell the pen to Einstein.
- write Einstein's miracle papers for him using this pen. No need to sell it to Einstein anymore.
- Give the pen to some other babble challenge participant and ask them to hide it for you.
- become a pen influencer. Convince the world that this style of pen is the best style. There will be so many identical pens that the evil forces will not be able to find the specific pen they seek.
comment by jacobjacob
· score: 4 (3 votes) · LW
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So many good ones!
I'm a fan on the ones turning traditional story tropes on their head, and find various clever ways of interacting with evil forces instead of just escaping them, like #32, #46 and #47
answer by CptDrMoreno
· score: 9 (5 votes) · LW
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3 minutes late, but significantly more coherent.
Keep in pocket.
Lock it away.
Hide inside a belt buckle.
Hide inside large public statue.
Hide in taxidermized fish wall mount.
Hide inside hollow brick at home.
Hide in the roof, no one ever looks up.
Entrust to neighbors.
Entrust to local priest.
Cut part of one foot and hide pen inside prosthetic.
Push it through someone's nose Homer Simpson style.
If I know where I'll sell it to him, bury nearby.
Research if there's a way to get in jail and keep the pencil (and hopefully something to write on and another pencil, so as to not appear suspicious).
Use tree shaping to grow tree around metal box containing pen.
Use knowledge of the future to amass money and personnel.
Buy (through cut-outs) massive amounts of similar pens.
Switch one of the pieces so that it looks different, hopefully a piece that can be hidden inside the actual pen.
Hide fake pens (maybe the real one with low probability) inside buried safes.
Hide fake pieces inside all the fake pens so they're still indistinguishable.
Spread misinformation among enemies.
Spread disinformation among enemies.
Infiltrate enemies, generate goose searches.
Infiltrate enemies, fully subvert them.
Use passwords that can be decrypted but will divert significant enemy resources.
Entrust fake pens to allied organizations without telling them.
Make a ballpark guess on the value of Einstein's knowledge, minus whatever parts I can reconstruct by memory, multiply by two and ask that much for the pen. Give fake pen anyways.
Travel all over the world, dropping fake pens as a means to divert enemy resources.
Switch places with agent through gruesome WWI plastic surgery in case I'm caught and tortured for the pen.
hide fake pens inside all of my belongings.
Leak fake information about my retirement, again switch places with agent, except now the real one is still working and the fake one is going undercover.
Hire agents through cut-outs to steal the pen, ultimately making it come back to me to test for information leaks and weaknesses.
Execute dummy plans that are just regular enterprises to divert suspicion.
Stage fake destruction of the pen in case it ever comes close to being captured and the enemy needs it rather than wants to destroy it.
Feign defeat if one of the fake pens is particularly convincing.
Disappear enemy agents who come for the pen and establish fake searches for them to make the enemy think the agent has the pen.
Keep multiple fake pens on my person.
Sometimes keep none but have someone with multiple fake pens nearby.
Make advertisement campaigns to make pens a more palatable fashion accessory.
Create agencies tasked with keeping track of particular sets of pens.
One day just go innawoods for a while with little preparation and without telling anyone for a few years, may or may not have pen.
Bury some pens while I'm at it.
Bury some extra pens in places where major WWI battles will take place so they can't be checked for a while.
Research where the identity of the pen itself lies, Ship of Theseus shenanigans are sure to arise.
If enemy is human organization (I've been assuming so for most of this but whatever) spread disinformation about them and make them public enemies.
Research artifacts that can be built using all the parts from the pen.
Research how the pen is supposed to cause the writing of the papers, if replacements are possible, how much I can change the pen, etc.
Hide in sock under mattress.
comment by ryan_b
· score: 3 (2 votes) · LW
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This one has the most "do X with the enemy" posts so far, which I really like. I need to branch out of my "slash 'em, smash 'em, skin 'em alive!" reflex when people say evil forces.
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comment by ryan_b
· score: 5 (3 votes) · LW
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I really enjoy these. Is the next phase going to be a series of prune challenges? It would be pleasingly symmetric, and in future iterations of these symmetric challenges we could pick something that would be RL actionable, like 50 business ideas, or ways to prepare for the next pandemic, or things to help NASA or whatever.
At the current rate of participation, that'd be 1300 ideas of each type, with access to the same thoughtful criticism that put us ahead of the curve on COVID.
I'll tell you what else I notice: I sometimes have the urge to continue babbling after being inspired by the other answers, particularly with respect to variations on a particular theme. There might be some merit to re-babbling on old lists later, even the ones just for fun like these.
comment by jacobjacob
· score: 5 (3 votes) · LW
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There's a question of how to design prune challenges well. I care a lot about these exercises being grounded in reality -- that they give you clear feedback about whether you have succeeded or not.
I think babbling does this reasonably well. The ideas don't have to be good or workable; but it seems very hard to reach 50 without actually displaying some creativity. (Excluding obvious hacks like "1. Hide pen in US, 2. Hide pen in UK, 3. Hide pen in France, 4. Hide pen in ...")
For a prune challenge, I'm worried about it just being a filibustering challenge, or a pundit challenge. Paul Graham and Peter Thiel talk a lot about how the best startup ideas are ones that seem bad initially. " 'Rent out air mattresses on your floor and make breakfast for people' -- hah, that doesn't sound like a $20B company!"
Suppose we listed 100 startup ideas and tried pruning them. I have no idea how we'd tell whether we were actually becoming stronger, as opposed to just getting more confident in our rants.
Though some pruning that might work is like "I have designed this plan to safeguard the pen from the evil forces. You are the evil forces. Figure out how my plan breaks."
comment by ryan_b
· score: 4 (2 votes) · LW
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What I initially had in mind was doing a babble exercise, and then later come back to prune that same babble exercise, which is what I meant by symmetric.
I agree that doing pruning is a different question. I did an entrepreneurship capstone at university, and for our projects they used a method similar to babble and prune. We got into teams, and had to generate 124 ideas, which predictably involved a lot of nonsense filler. For the prune side of the exercise, we applied a series of filters to narrow it down. These were:
- Is it technically feasible? Can it be done at all?
- Is it possible for the team to execute?
- Are any other companies doing it?
- What is the size of the potential market?
Then, of the ideas that had a reasonable market size and could be executed by the team, an option was chosen.
This leads me to think that a good prune prompt would consist of some reasonable filters with which to prune the earlier babble.
That being said the counter-babble idea is also good. I strongly recommend attempting it at least as an experiment.
comment by jacobjacob
· score: 4 (2 votes) · LW
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Yeah, I can imagine there being interesting startup evaluation exercises like that. Partially, though, I feel it begs the question. How do you know the heuristics are any good? (For one thing, Peter Thiel again thinks 4 is a bad one (Lecture 5 here).) I expect venture capital to a fair amount of anti-inductive [LW · GW] properties.
I strongly recommend attempting it at least as an experiment.
Roger that! Experiments are great.
Also, it should be noted that even though the "official" babble challenges have some momentum now, I'd be really excited for other people posting challenges of their own :)
comment by ryan_b
· score: 2 (1 votes) · LW
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The heuristics are pretty good within their scope, which I believe because I watched them work. That being said, the scope was limited - the explicit target of the project was something in mode of "As Seen On TV" and it had to get to a working prototype in two semesters, so the goal for heuristic 4 simultaneously became make sure no one else is doing this thing and people doing something similar is evidence of the market and investor interest. The best ones (in my opinion) were those which chose a different method for tackling a known-but-not-solved problem.
That being said, I did still sit through ENTIRELY too many coffee and/or headphone ideas. As a consequence of this experience I have concluded that solve a problem you have is pretty terrible advice when you are university student.
comment by Ben Pace (Benito)
· score: 3 (2 votes) · LW
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"Come up with 10 good ideas for achieving X" is the first one that comes to mind. I also like your one at the end quite a bit.
comment by jacobjacob
· score: 2 (1 votes) · LW
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I think the bar for "good" should be "not close to impossible" :) (Which is a bar that's been broken a fair few times in previous babble challenges!)
comment by Bucky
· score: 4 (2 votes) · LW
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I hereby commit to doing at least 3 of the remaining 4 of these (I don't know if I'll have time every week).
I don't like measuring things by streaks - if you want to do a list I think doing it by total number of challenges completed is better. Streaks are a less accurate indication of effort put in or potential gains achieved and have more potential to create unhealthy incentives.
(I think this instinct comes from something like Noticing the Taste of Lotus [LW · GW], although I'm not really sure how strongly it applies here)
comment by jacobjacob
· score: 2 (1 votes) · LW
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Really excited to have you onboard.
I don't like measuring things by streaks
I've mulled over this a bit, and think I disagree, and will keep doing streaks.
One of the goals of the challenge is building a culture of practice. I think consistency is an incredibly important part of that. That's how you get compound returns. A portfolio that grows 7% every year will grow ~30x over fifty years. But a portfolio that grows that much only every other year will only grow about ~5x. (Even though the first one only put in "twice as much effort".)
I also think many rationalists could benefit a lot from practicing consistency.
Now, if someone does 49 babble challenge but misses one in the middle, sure, it seems annoying for them to fall down the ladder. But maybe we could allow people to miss one week per month, or something, without hurting their score? Similar to the "never miss twice" mindset for habits, which is more important than "never miss".
comment by Bucky
· score: 2 (1 votes) · LW
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I think compound returns is the wrong model as it stands - logarithmic growth seems more appropriate with the current setup. I would expect completing 5 babble challenges to give 80-90% of the benefit of doing 7.
If we practice both babble and prune then the benefits of the two probably do compound somewhat with each other such that doing 2 babble and 2 prune is significantly better than doing 4 of either but this doesn’t really justify streak measuring.
If consistency rather than direct benefit is the target then streaks make some sense. I would say in that case that I would need to be persuaded that this is the correct exercise to learn consistency. At the moment I would categorise it as definitely worthwhile (hence the 3 out of 4 commitment) but not enough to super-prioritise it enough to make a streak-worthy commitment.